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    Generally most girls feel they don't deserve better, so they'll hook up whoever is the biggest prick to them. Just the way things are...
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    That's exactly The reason why Im going to do the exact opposite when I get me my girl. A woman shouldn't feel less in you hands, she should feel empowered.

    making a girl feel like she needs someone less is just wrong to me, it will also seem like an unsatisfying relationship as well. A girl who feels great, will make you feel great, and A girl who feel less, will just make you feel frustrated and less of a man. At least that's how I see it.

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    Be yourself, have honest confidence, get to know who they are and above all honor them as you would have them honor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asmo View Post
    Be yourself, have honest confidence, get to know who they are and above all honor them as you would have them honor you.
    But honor lowers my heal rate.

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    Look, smell, and be clean. Make conversation and be an active listener.

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    Wait, do you want tips, or methods? or both?

    Let me give you the whole package.

    Here are some tips-
    1. Never talk about weight.
    2. Never ask them if they are virgin. yes, you can imagine how awkward that is.
    3. Always keep them on your mind(thats for you, but eh...)
    4. Never wear any thing to make you smell good that can be smelt before you enter the females general area.
    5. Take your hat off when in the presence of them for the first time.
    6. If they are wearing a skirt, never drop something on theirs and snap a pic when they are picking it up....(oh yea...lol)
    7. Always look confident, never look down for anything, your shoes untied? oh yea? keep walking bub.
    8. Never reach near your jock, just ignore the itch. (Revo...)
    9. Never smile at them unless they smile first.
    And the golden rule and the ultimate one to get a girl:
    Tell them you know Crip.

    And a method proven by me:

    1. Walk up
    2. Say hi
    3. Theyre usually mine by this point so you lames can do as you please.

    No, this is not made up.
    And yes, i pwnt teh thread.
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    Here is the best tip for picking up girls; it also works well in life.

    It is better to aim the bar of success low, trip over the bar and succeed then aim the bar high, crack your skull and fall backwards in failure.

    So, when you see a group of girls, you have to consider this:

    Every group of girls has one in particular that is just a tad heavier, maybe just a fraction below the attractive meter. Girls do this so they can then have someone to be better then. Find that one girl, and give her the greatest compliment, in front of the other pretty ladies.

    Then you also tell them that you are a Prinzessin in Evony, top in your alliance and that your mom goes to bed at Ten. If that doesn't get her into your parents basement that you turned into a Dungeons and Dragons Battle Lair then you will never have a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimeLord2 View Post
    LOL that's hilarious. My tip, just don't say stupid pick up lines
    But some of them are win ... o_0

    Quote Originally Posted by Fallbreeze View Post
    Math: 1 Revo + 1 sandwich = total silence.
    Science: Adding Foxglove to a sandwich may not be the best secret ingredient...
    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    Make her laugh. Not at how silly you're being, but with you.
    While running track, I saw her wave (not at me, I learned later on, but at another runner behind me) from the sidelines. So, I waved back, lost my footing, tripped, landed flat on my face, lost the race, won the girl.

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    Err ... because said tree belongs to a staunch Environmentalist lady? o_0

    Quote Originally Posted by Asmo View Post
    Be yourself, have honest confidence, get to know who they are and above all honor them as you would have them honor you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crushking33 View Post
    But honor lowers my heal rate.
    Quite right.

    Quote Originally Posted by criplockin View Post
    Wait, do you want tips, or methods? or both?

    Let me give you the whole package.

    Here are some tips-
    1. Never talk about weight.
    2. Never ask them if they are virgin. yes, you can imagine how awkward that is.
    3. Always keep them on your mind(thats for you, but eh...)
    4. Never wear any thing to make you smell good that can be smelt before you enter the females general area.
    5. Take your hat off when in the presence of them for the first time.
    6. If they are wearing a skirt, never drop something on theirs and snap a pic when they are picking it up....(oh yea...lol)
    7. Always look confident, never look down for anything, your shoes untied? oh yea? keep walking bub.
    8. Never reach near your jock, just ignore the itch. (Revo...)
    9. Never smile at them unless they smile first.
    And the golden rule and the ultimate one to get a girl:
    Tell them you know Crip.

    And a method proven by me:

    1. Walk up
    2. Say hi
    3. Theyre usually mine by this point so you lames can do as you please.

    No, this is not made up.
    And yes, i pwnt teh thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aramis View Post
    Here is the best tip for picking up girls; it also works well in life.

    It is better to aim the bar of success low, trip over the bar and succeed then aim the bar high, crack your skull and fall backwards in failure.

    So, when you see a group of girls, you have to consider this:

    Every group of girls has one in particular that is just a tad heavier, maybe just a fraction below the attractive meter. Girls do this so they can then have someone to be better then. Find that one girl, and give her the greatest compliment, in front of the other pretty ladies.

    Then you also tell them that you are a Prinzessin in Evony, top in your alliance and that your mom goes to bed at Ten. If that doesn't get her into your parents basement that you turned into a Dungeons and Dragons Battle Lair then you will never have a chance.

    ^ These last two are the best answers so far. LMAO ...


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    The Ten Steps to Getting Teh Ladies.

    1. Get Your Wife to Make a Sandwich
    2. Put the Sandwich in a Plastic Baggy
    3. Bring the Sandwich to a Bar
    4. Ask Some Chick if She Wants a Handy Dandy Sandwich
    5. Give the Sandwich to Said Chick Whether She Wants it or not
    6. Run Away
    7. Approximately 17 Feet from Said Chick, Stop Running and Turn Around
    8. Say Something Incredibly Romantic
    9. Lie Down
    10. Go to Sleep

    Using these ten steps, you will have:

    a. Been romantic
    b. Been intriguing
    c. Caused all women within a 50 foot radius to realize that you are quite possibly the most romantic and intriguing person in the room
    d. Been arrested for statutory rape
    e. Acquired a good night's sleep

    It will be some combination of the above.

    I am not to be held responsible for any lawsuits caused by the above steps.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

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    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    be truthful, dont check out other girls, be funny, be confident but not overly so, and dont freak a girl out

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