Alright Pie, you're hired. If you don't mind, I will take this first one myself though.
Cheers.
Alright Pie, you're hired. If you don't mind, I will take this first one myself though.
Cheers.
^Shenanigans in Inkscape^
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
My Dell Ain't Startin'
I woke up one morning
I went over to my Dell
She's a thing of beauty
A diamond in the rough
A beacon of warmth
Her speed rivals that of a soldier on duty
I clicked the power once
I clicked it twice
But the light didn't turn on
It wasn't very nice!
So that's when I swore, My Dell Ain't Startin'!
That thing is a bucket of bolts
More useless than a pet fish
I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
But I didn't
Because she's my sweetie
Next I traced the wires
Right back to the wall
It turned out they had been plugged in all along
So I swore, My Dell Ain't Startin'!
I beat it with my broom
Whacked it with a serrated knife
But the screen remained dead
This ws going to my head
So I swore, My Dell Ain't Startin'!
That thing is a bucket of bolts
More useless than a pet fish
I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
But I didn't
Because she's my sweetie
I slapped the monitor once
I slapped it twice
And what dol you know!
The screen spluttered to life!
So I cried, My Dell Started!
That thing is a bucket of bolts
More useless than a pet fish
I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
But I didn't
Because she's my sweetie
That thing is a bucket of bolts
More useless than a pet fish
I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
But I didn't
Because she's my sweetie
I love that bucket o' bolts...
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Done. I based it on a kind of country theme.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
How Good Am I?
All these years I've been wondering
Why I've remained alone
I try to be the best that I can be
Always looking
Never finding
Who I really am
It makes me wonder (makes me wonder)
How good am I?
So tell me why
I am always alone
I try to keep looking inside
But I can never find
What I am searching for
So tell me now
How good am I?
Be honest now
I need to know
Be honest now
How good am I?
I look forward to the days
When I can be alone
The clamour of the streets
The noise of the people
Makes me feel long gone
Always listening
Never learning
To who I really am
It makes me wonder (makes me wonder)
How good am I?
So tell me why
I am always alone
I try to keep looking inside
But I can never find
What I am searching for
So tell me now
How good am I?
Be honest now
I need to know
Be honest now
How good am I?
All alone
Always searching
Never finding.....
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My idea is that this is a very slow song. Think of Nickelback playing and singing htis song.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
Wow... you're good! xD You know what, Ima leave this to you. I would hate to ruin your image and such... Besides, I'm better at rewriting lyrics, not just making them up. Here, how about this?
*Drops in a $20*
Title: The Almighty Pie
Mood: Victorious, Confident, Happy
Sorry, I had to, good luck!
You better make the Pie look good![]()
Ok. I will have to do it tomoz cuz doing it on this iPod isn't that appealing. I promise to do it though. And I appreciate the tip.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
are you recording these? if you are you could use the same site i use to post them up and link them over. i love the idea you have running here.
if you need a recording artist to sing for you, i could do it. i have a recording program and a crappy mic. but it would be just the vocals, and i'm a female sop, so if you had any other voice in mind when you wrote it you'd have to find someone else to do it.
link in my sig if you want to hear what i've written. sometimes by my self, sometimes with borrowed lyrics. (i credit who gave me the lyrics when i didnt write them)
Mmmm YOU may be hired Imnothere... just let me check it out.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
The Almighty Pie
Lemon merangue to the Coconut
Coconut to the Cherry
No one can make a pie
Better than I
My crust is great
The filling
Oh the taste
No one can make a pie
Better than I
I said always pick the pie
Cause the cake's a lie
Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
This is you're fate
Now eat the pie!
No one can make a pie
Better than I
Banana Cream to the pumpkin
Pumpkin to the Apple
No one can make a pie
Better than I
Hot out the oven
The crust is brown
Oh so tasty
I just can't wait
I said always pick the pie
Cause the cake's a lie
Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
This is you're fate
Now eat the pie!
No one can make a pie
Better than I
Baby I'd like to see you
Bake a pie
More more likely than not
It would be a lie
So leave this to me
I am the Pie
And no one can make a pie
Better than I
I said always pick the pie
Cause the cake's a lie
Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
This is you're fate
Now eat the pie!
No one can make a pie
Better than I
I said always pick the pie
Cause the cake's a lie
Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
This is you're fate
Now eat the pie!
No one can make a pie
Better than I
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There you go, Pieman. I'm thinking either Queen style or Eminem....
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
Imnothere may be recording them if she wants.
OK Imnothere, you're hired. Officially Buisness partners.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
STATUS:
It's always time for Tim's.
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