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    Alright Pie, you're hired. If you don't mind, I will take this first one myself though.

    Cheers.

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    My Dell Ain't Startin'

    I woke up one morning
    I went over to my Dell
    She's a thing of beauty
    A diamond in the rough
    A beacon of warmth
    Her speed rivals that of a soldier on duty
    I clicked the power once
    I clicked it twice
    But the light didn't turn on
    It wasn't very nice!

    So that's when I swore, My Dell Ain't Startin'!

    That thing is a bucket of bolts
    More useless than a pet fish
    I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
    But I didn't
    Because she's my sweetie

    Next I traced the wires
    Right back to the wall
    It turned out they had been plugged in all along


    So I swore, My Dell Ain't Startin'!

    I beat it with my broom
    Whacked it with a serrated knife
    But the screen remained dead
    This ws going to my head


    So I swore, My Dell Ain't Startin'!

    That thing is a bucket of bolts
    More useless than a pet fish
    I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
    But I didn't
    Because she's my sweetie

    I slapped the monitor once
    I slapped it twice
    And what dol you know!
    The screen spluttered to life!

    So I cried, My Dell Started!

    That thing is a bucket of bolts
    More useless than a pet fish
    I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
    But I didn't
    Because she's my sweetie

    That thing is a bucket of bolts
    More useless than a pet fish
    I felt like smashing the monitor with a Corningware dish!
    But I didn't
    Because she's my sweetie



    I love that bucket o' bolts...
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    Done. I based it on a kind of country theme.

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    How Good Am I?

    All these years I've been wondering
    Why I've remained alone
    I try to be the best that I can be
    Always looking
    Never finding
    Who I really am
    It makes me wonder (makes me wonder)

    How good am I?

    So tell me why
    I am always alone
    I try to keep looking inside
    But I can never find
    What I am searching for
    So tell me now
    How good am I?
    Be honest now
    I need to know
    Be honest now
    How good am I?

    I look forward to the days
    When I can be alone
    The clamour of the streets
    The noise of the people
    Makes me feel long gone
    Always listening
    Never learning
    To who I really am
    It makes me wonder (makes me wonder)

    How good am I?

    So tell me why
    I am always alone
    I try to keep looking inside
    But I can never find
    What I am searching for
    So tell me now
    How good am I?
    Be honest now
    I need to know
    Be honest now
    How good am I?

    All alone
    Always searching
    Never finding.....

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    My idea is that this is a very slow song. Think of Nickelback playing and singing htis song.

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    Wow... you're good! xD You know what, Ima leave this to you. I would hate to ruin your image and such... Besides, I'm better at rewriting lyrics, not just making them up. Here, how about this?

    *Drops in a $20*


    Title: The Almighty Pie
    Mood: Victorious, Confident, Happy


    Sorry, I had to, good luck!
    You better make the Pie look good

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    Ok. I will have to do it tomoz cuz doing it on this iPod isn't that appealing. I promise to do it though. And I appreciate the tip.

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    are you recording these? if you are you could use the same site i use to post them up and link them over. i love the idea you have running here.
    if you need a recording artist to sing for you, i could do it. i have a recording program and a crappy mic. but it would be just the vocals, and i'm a female sop, so if you had any other voice in mind when you wrote it you'd have to find someone else to do it.
    link in my sig if you want to hear what i've written. sometimes by my self, sometimes with borrowed lyrics. (i credit who gave me the lyrics when i didnt write them)

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    Quote Originally Posted by imnothere View Post
    are you recording these? if you are you could use the same site i use to post them up and link them over. i love the idea you have running here.
    if you need a recording artist to sing for you, i could do it. i have a recording program and a crappy mic. but it would be just the vocals, and i'm a female sop, so if you had any other voice in mind when you wrote it you'd have to find someone else to do it.
    link in my sig if you want to hear what i've written. sometimes by my self, sometimes with borrowed lyrics. (i credit who gave me the lyrics when i didnt write them)
    It's true, she can do a wicked Edelweiss!

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    Mmmm YOU may be hired Imnothere... just let me check it out.

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    The Almighty Pie

    Lemon merangue to the Coconut
    Coconut to the Cherry
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I
    My crust is great
    The filling
    Oh the taste
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I


    I said always pick the pie
    Cause the cake's a lie
    Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
    This is you're fate
    Now eat the pie!
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I

    Banana Cream to the pumpkin
    Pumpkin to the Apple
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I
    Hot out the oven
    The crust is brown
    Oh so tasty
    I just can't wait

    I said always pick the pie
    Cause the cake's a lie
    Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
    This is you're fate
    Now eat the pie!
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I

    Baby I'd like to see you
    Bake a pie
    More more likely than not
    It would be a lie
    So leave this to me
    I am the Pie
    And no one can make a pie
    Better than I


    I said always pick the pie
    Cause the cake's a lie
    Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
    This is you're fate
    Now eat the pie!
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I

    I said always pick the pie
    Cause the cake's a lie
    Baby you never seen a slice o ' cake this great (Hey!)
    This is you're fate
    Now eat the pie!
    No one can make a pie
    Better than I
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    There you go, Pieman. I'm thinking either Queen style or Eminem....

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    Imnothere may be recording them if she wants.

    OK Imnothere, you're hired. Officially Buisness partners.

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