The Transport Bomb Thread!!

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2011, 08:19 AM

The Transport Bomb Thread

It was olny a matter of time till this happend. I shall store all Transport bomb related stuff here and others are welcome to post theres here
This thread is cause ss38 forumers arnt posting much anymore, and this is not acceptable so I shall make a silly thread for us to post in. (with a topic so the thread wont get deleted)

The reason its prefix is ALL instead of ss38 is because the Transport bomb can not be contained in one server, Its Evony wide.

Rules of thread:
All pics must be of Trasport (or worker bombs for beginner bombers)
Loss pics get bonus points.
sending resources on attack gets bonus points (ie 100k porters carrying full stone as an attack = win)
Trash talking is ok, But nothing nasty.

Special Challenge
The Challange has been set. The new highest kill by transporters is A WHOPPING 536k!!!!
http://ww.evonyurl.com/jmi6oo
WHO CAN BEAT THAT!!?!?!?!

http://ww.evonyurl.com/3qwqmz This is the FIRST recorded 100k troop kill atributed to Transporters, As defending porters won, on a 100k wave.

The 500k + club
http://ww.evonyurl.com/jmi6oo - Kantot/Ardee comes out with monstrous 536k kill, stepping up the ultimate kill.

The 300k + kill club
http://ww.evonyurl.com/pldcgw - ssfgrgawer - First 300k+ kill club
http://ww.evonyurl.com/jebits - GemDaSlayer - 2nd 300k plus kill
http://www.evonyurl.com/n1hrp0 - Gamble - 3rd 300k + kill, a whopping 370k kill.
http://www.evonyurl.com/dbroqs - ssfgrgawer pulls out another 300k whopper!

The 100k Club (100k+ legit kills)
FIRST recorded LEGIT 100k+ transport bomb. Bomben and congrats to atang
2nd Legit 100k kill, GRATS To Evintide for joining the 100k Club
FIRST recorded BLUE LINE 100k+ transport bomb Congrats to BloodRugby
100k+ kill, Blue Lines, Grats To MechLuvin/MechHead for joining the 100k+ kills team
KoRn666 - Joins the 100k + kill list with this 110k+ awesome kill.
Sickboy - Gets a whoppin 100k archers. Thats why you dont rein a 0 techs drop city
TraXor - 100k + kills
MrSmooth - 100k+ kill
X3 - 100k + kill
Brom - 180k+ kill
Ambree - 120k + RANGED unit Kill!

Brothers and sisters of the Transport Bomb Faith - Requirements: must have multiple bombs to there name, Reports to prove, Or do something significant for the Faith)(note blackhands and myself dont need to post reports cause he invented it and im running this thread, (Tho we probally will supply pics, For the good of teh lols)
Ranks:
1: Missionary - No bombs to there name, but wish to join
2: Beginner Bomber - worker bomb, or not full transbomb to there name
3: Soldiers Of The Cause - 1x Transport Bomb to there name.
4: Counter Bombers - Defence Transporters
5: Full Member - 2x bombs to there name
6: MultiBomber - 5x Bombs to there name
7: SuperBomber - 20+ bombs to there name
8: Mega Bomber - 50+ bombs to there name, a God among bombers
9: Master Bombers - Title olny given to those who do something special for the faith, IE: 100k+Plus transport bomb kills, 100+bombs, or writes up an amusing and transport bomb related story/battle/whatever This makes it a Gospel according to (your name here). Links will be provided in first few posts.
The 100k Club - 100k+ Kills.
The 300k+ club!!!! The current highest bombers of the whole Evony world.

The 300k+ club
ssfgrgawer - First 300k+ kill
GemDaSlayer - 2nd 300k+ kill
Gamble - First 370k+ kill, Highest current kill atributed to transporters.

The 100k+ Club
Atang - First legit 100k kill
Evintide - 2nd and 3rd 100k+ kill
BloodRugby - First Blue Lines on a 100k+ transport bomb
MechHead/MechLuvin - 100k+kill and Blue lines
Korn666 - 100k+kill
SickBoy - 100k+ kill
TraXor - 100k+ kill (x2)
MrSmooth - 100k+ kill
X3 - 100k+ kill

Head: Blackhands (ss38) - (multiple bombs and inventer of Transport bombs)
#2: ssfgrgawer (ss38) - (multiple bombs - runner of Transport bomb Thread)
Dex - First 100k + kill set up bomb.
atang - First 100k + legit kill.
Evintide - 100k+ legit kill
Thalric - Prophet Of The Holy Bomben Empire, See Gospel according to Thalric.
BloodRugby - 100k+ Legit Kill, Blue lines.
Korn666 - 100k+kill
SickBoy - 100k+ kill
TraXor - 100k+ kill (x2)
MrSmooth - 100k+ kill
X3 - 100k+ kill

Super Bombers 20+ bombs
Pier117 (ss38)
Evintide (ss38)
Malacoda (ss38)
Ever (ss38)

(5 bombs +)
LORDBAZ - (ss38)
Kiki (ss38)

- (2+ bombs)
BirdZilla - (server unknown)
SKREEM - (157 from sig)
Bitty - (ss38)
SeventhSon (ss38)
wOOzY (ss38)
JJHunter (ss38)

Soldiers Of The Cause - Requirements: Members with 1 Transport bomb to there name.
Docterror (ss38)
Germainus (ss38)
Imhotep (s154 basing on sig, please let me know if this is not the case)
The UnNamed warrior who pioneered Transport bombs VS wall defence (ss62? judging from HollAndRocks Sig)
MentatDH (ss38)
MoonPoint (s156)
Zhay (ss29 from sig) - Zhay also deserves credit, As he came up with a brilliant idea of using trans bombs as city cap waves. I must try this whenever i find a non botted city that i can cap.
Kijo (ss38)
Synful (s58)
JCN/Josh C Neil (wn4 according to profile lemme know if this is untrue)
Jurnis/CosmicFury - (164)

Beginner Bombers (not full 100k porter waves)
21tCripps (ss57 judging on post history) (just call me sherlock holmes)
Jurnis/CosmicFury - 40k tran/60k cav wave

CounterBombers (Defence transporters)
Gigalo (ss55, based on Martyts sig)

Missionarys (people who want to be bombers but havent supplyed a report/url yet and are spreading the good word about bombing - WARNING spreads chlamydia)
Eric0095
L4DYH4WK
Kahn140
Martyt - deservers Note for posting the first TransDefence, Not sure if he was atker or just an alliance member in this case.

Posts relevant to Transport bombing:
How To build a Transport bomb war city

Originally Posted by ssfgrgawer

The TransBible.
Gosple according to ssfgrgawer
In the beginning, There was bugger all. Then Evony started there servers and There was lag.
This was often reguarded as a bad move as no one likes lag. But from this darkness and slowness came a faith so unshakeable it would be written on forums Years after the acctual even. This is that story.....

This bit works best if you scroll down reaaally slowly whilst playing this:
http://youtu.be/EjMNNpIksaI in the background.

A long time ago, In a server far far away
The wars of Evony had been fought
For ages with archers, and scouts.
but these new age mech rebels had
stirred up the status quo, and were basically
causing havoc.

But out of these dark times come the bravest of heros.
Blackhands a mear player, Had grown amongst the
Archers and scouts of the evil empire
but with mech play becoming more prominant
The empire was in full scale war.

Blackhands did not wish for war.
all he wanted to do was attack people with transporters.
and That is where our story begins.....

*Que dramatic music*

Too be edited in later when i write the lot out.

Gospel according to Thalric

Originally Posted by Thalric

The TransBible.
Gospel according to Thalric
After Blackhands had started the transbomb revolution, their enemies were all but destroyed. in a futile attempt to win the war, the evil King Kiki called a meeting and decided to sabotage the transbombs, and steal the plans for themselves.
But, in all his glory, Blackhands saw this treachery and inflicted his wrath upon the evil coalition that is The_Just.

Bomben.

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2011, 08:21 AM

Reserved for Pics/evonyurls
The 5 best Transbomb with kills pics go here (urls i will screenshot if they are good enough)

Gamble/JediSanta VS Gerry92 _ whopping 370k+ transport bomb

GemDaSlayer VS DarkDreamR Massive 300k+ transport bomb

ssfgrgawer VS REVOLT FIRST 300k+ transport bomb

Dex VS EvoWarrior

First Recorded 100k+ transport bomb kill. IS a Set up as defenders techs MUST be 0 for this to work, But still an EPIC report

Imhotep VS Bayliss182

Congrats to Imhotep for being the first non ss38 member on the top 5 Your bombiness is well noted.

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2011, 08:23 AM

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2011, 08:25 AM

Do not worry my friends i shall teach you in the ways of Transport bombing, but one day You can hope to be as good as Doc, Myself or Blackhands with Transport bombs

A few Things to keep in mind when transport bombing (the basic way, for the learning transport bomber)

1: send 100k transporters (125k if you can spare the ensigns) at a random neighbour. the more waves the better
2: send arch rainbow to land 1 sec before transporters hit. (to clear towers if gates are closed)
3: DO NOT SCOUT!!!!.
4: ?????
5: PROFIT!

Now for a lesson from my sponsor, my teacher Blackhands from his original post that caught me onto this wonderfull attack

Originally Posted by Blackhands

To those not familiar with the high-risk/adrenaline-boosting transport bomb stratagem i pioneered on server 4, it works thus;
It is simple to use, and can be very satisfying, and often hilarious.

Pick a neighbour at random, and without scouting, launch 100k transports at them! (carrying resources if you want to spice things up a little)

Results can often be surprising! - i am incredulous it hasn't caught on as a standard evony tactical operation to match 10 farming, meat or rainbow waves or scout bombs. Must be cos it works just like a scout bomb but slower and without the enemy casualties... anyhoooo enjoy!

And if you have the troops to spare! why not surprise a neighbour! You'll laugh together about it for months! either that or he'll cry that you plundered him while he was doing closed-gates wall maintenance!

Transport bombs.. an attack you'll never regret sending!

*CAUTION* :side affects of transport bombs may include but are not limited to the following; anxiety, loss of hair, smashed computer screen, irreparable relations with neighbours, headaches, expulsion from alliance, alliance hit of the week award, the making of another Arnie movie, alliance fail of the week award, loss of resources, chlamydia, regret, loss of confidence, alcoholism, Ragnarok, shame, sexual impotence, bipolar disorder, loss of face among peers, paranoia, 'that quitting again feeling', massive drug abuse, domestic violence, switching from evony browser to adult websites, insomnia, Alektorophobia(fear of chickens), mumps, the urge to ask when the next server merge is happening, Optophobia(fear of opening one's eyes), night terrors, the second coming of Christ, Arachibutyrophobia(fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth), alliance chat shyness, hereditary diabetes, resignation from alliance post, 2012, self-harm, Brokbackophobia(fear of a sequel to Brokeback Mountain), Genocide, FBT(full body tourettes), posting on the forums, plotting the downfall of Susan Boyle, unexplained windsurfing, marching on York, unreasonable kinslaying, a berrating from your alliance host, the end of days, hatred of Rosie O'Donnell, the burning of a judge from a popular talent show inside a wicker man, voter apathy, deep-vein thrombosis, charades and UTTER LOSS OF TROOPS..... cont in volume 2.

Now for MAXIMUM transportyness and maximum Bombiness, The correct way to transport bomb someone is:
10 citys
lvl 10 rally spots in all citys
12,375,000 transporters
your prefered arch rainbow
1 enemy city
steps:
1: send Arch rainbow, with a very long camp time to coordinate porters behind it.
2: Coordinate all transporters (all must be 125k waves) to land 1 second after arch rainbow
3: NO SCOUTING!!
4: suffer some of the described side effects above
5: ?????
6: let them hit
7: PROFIT!!!!

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2011, 08:28 AM

Here i will store any pics not worthy of post 1, but still someone screenshotted thus deserves front page.

Docterrors Vs Crozza

Birdzilla/Doomsteed VS SirJimmy - Extra points for 2x bombs

Zhay VS FluffyToo

And This is reserved for quotes about transport bombing

Originally Posted by Blackhands

it works just like a scout bomb but slower and without the enemy casualties

Originally Posted by BS.

The transport bomb will replace the mech wave given time, fact.

Originally Posted by Imhoteps Un Named Friend

"i just wanna send 125k carts loaded with stone at someone right now"

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Things for ssf to edit into the transbible when he gets the time.)
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The Our Master/Father Prayer. ©ssfproductions 10-25-2011

Our master who art in South America, Blackhands be thy name
Your Trip is Fun, Bombing shall be done
On Earth As it is in Evony
Give us this day our daily Transporters,
And forgive us our workerbombs
As we forgive those who worker bomb against us
and deliver us from chlamydia

Bomben.
(say like amen)

**eric0095** · 10-17-2011, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by ssfgrgawer

Brothers and sisters of the Transport Bomb Faith
Head: Blackhands
#2: ssfgrgawer

I demand to be a part of this esteemed faith. I shall commission Icy, or some other worthy soul, to do a transport bomb as my registration fee.

Originally Posted by ssfgrgawer

4: ?????
5: PROFIT!

5: ?????
7: PROFIT!!!!

xD lol

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2011, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by eric0095

I demand to be a part of this esteemed faith. I shall commission Icy, or some other worthy soul, to do a transport bomb as my registration fee.

xD lol

Or you could log in for once and do it yourself :P (might give you insentive to update too.)
cause no mater how much you demand you dont get to be in unless you send one yourself, and pics or it didnt happen. Urls will suffice

Now MOAR BOMBS!!!!

**Mati2** · 10-18-2011, 07:20 AM

My question for this thread is - Why? Transport bombs are ineffective and expensive. For 23k trans you didn't even wipeout 3k range troops. There is no "correct way" to transport bomb someone because by default it is a silly, noobish attack and I don't think you should be encouraging people to try it out.

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-18-2011, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Mati2

My question for this thread is - Why? Transport bombs are ineffective and expensive. For 23k trans you didn't even wipeout 3k range troops. There is no "correct way" to transport bomb someone because by default it is a silly, noobish attack and I don't think you should be encouraging people to try it out.

Your missing the point here, This is NOT the recomended way to kill left over troops in citys, BUT it does make some of us laugh at the reports, This thread is purely in the name of good fun, to try and tease some of the forum lurkers into posting screenys/Urls And if some get a laugh out of it then all the better.

We did give warning of what would happen, and people should Transbomb at there own risk, But if you do, POST IT HERE!!!

Please Note i didnt think anyone could take this thread the wrong way, Its all in the name of fun and if it costs me 100k porters every time i go porting for a good laugh every time i look at the thread its 100k well bombed

.SS

**Synful** · 10-18-2011, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mati2

My question for this thread is - Why? Transport bombs are ineffective and expensive. For 23k trans you didn't even wipeout 3k range troops. There is no "correct way" to transport bomb someone because by default it is a silly, noobish attack and I don't think you should be encouraging people to try it out.

Oh come on, have a little fun.

I will join this faith when I get the chance! All hail the transport bomb.