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    Default How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

    What would you use as a weapon? Where would you go? Would you survive alone or with a group?

    These are the things that will help you survive. Guns are a last choice weapon, as they draw more and more zombies to your position. The best weapon is a melee weapon, or a crossbow.

    Post what you would use, where you would go, if you'd range the lands, or hole up in a defensible building, and if you'd have a group of survivors with you or not.

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    Step 1: Read this:


    Step 2: Follow instructions.

    Step 3: Enjoy survival.
    It's all Rodri's fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alusair View Post
    Step 1: Read this:


    Step 2: Follow instructions.

    Step 3: Enjoy survival.
    read what? the image doesn't appear on my laptop

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    i brew beer
    i would be considered "the chosen one"

    there would be a fortress for me to live
    thousands to protect me from the hordes
    i would be showered with gifts

    sooo... i'm kinda looking forward to a zombie apocalypse
    blessed are the geeks: for they shall inherit the earth


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    Step 1; Find weapons
    Step 2; Get a posse
    Step 3; Hole up in a pub.

    Thanks to Infinitus for the epic B'day pressie!

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    1. i'll be with soom people
    2. on a aircraft carrier
    3. with a golfclub
    AS YOU CAN SEE MISS KITTI IS SAFE[/B]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mati2 View Post
    Become a vampire, 'cuz they're cooler and then I'm already dead.
    i don't like to split hairs but aren't they UNdead?
    blessed are the geeks: for they shall inherit the earth


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    My plan is this:

    When things go down
    You can always count on your scoped grenade launching silenced pistol bipod attached katana handle crowbar
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    Thanks Morgan for the awesome signature and avatar!
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    <15:29>[smoothme]: true u might b a figment of my constipation
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreyWind View Post
    read what? the image doesn't appear on my laptop
    "The Zombie Survival Guide".
    It's all Rodri's fault.

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    I'd survive with a group of friends, there's safety in numbers and a lot more can be accomplished by working within a group than acting alone.

    We will roam the lands and cities searching out supplies, police stations and farm buildings would provide shelter and a place to rest up.. When the zombie apocalypse hits the first thing on the agenda will be transport. A school bus will be perfect, there's plenty of them about and enough room for me and my gang. We will fit the school bus out A-Team style with bars over the windows and snow plough type device on the front for mowing down any zombies wandering the roads.. On the roof we're gona fit a gun turret to provide all round defence and the advantage of height The Bus of Death will have a fully stocked armoury with an assortment of guns, everything from shot guns (for close range killing) to sniper rifles

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