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    Default How to be a good wife (60's style)

    Due to a recent article located and read out by the morning crew for Australian Radio Station "Nova FM", it appears that I would have been a terrible wife, possibly homicidal.



    If you prefer to hear the audio (or view a larger-print), you can access the file here


    I'm hoping this thread stays clean(ish) and open. Whilst I admit to homicidal tendancies toward the author, I'm also interested to see the reactions of people, to the actual thinking of the 60's.
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    So? You are of the opinion that having congress with your husband with facial cream applied, is an okay thing?

    Why would you tend towards homicidal behavior?

    Does your facial cream secretly contain prozac?

    Or is it the hair rollers?

    Must you wear hair rollers before during and after congressional behavior with your husband?

    Does the tightening of your hair add to your satisfaction, thereby abating your homicidal tendancies?


    I ask, because I am a liberated man, and I care. I dont want to see you go to jail. Who would prepare your husband's tea then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Alboin View Post
    Does your facial cream secretly contain prozac?
    If it did, why would I share?

    Or is it the hair rollers?
    Just for the legs

    Must you wear hair rollers before during and after congressional behavior with your husband?
    Only during, it's a fetish thing

    Does the tightening of your hair add to your satisfaction, thereby abating your homicidal tendancies?(sec)
    Tell me you've never been turned on by the school ma'am in leather....

    I ask, because I am a liberated man, and I care. I dont want to see you go to jail. Who would prepare your husband's tea then?
    More to the point, who would prepare mine?
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    I'm really amazed at what I just read. Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khalee View Post
    If it did, why would I share?
    Community property?

    Quote Originally Posted by Khalee View Post
    Just for the legs
    I laughed so hard and loud at this, I got arrested for noise pollution.

    um ... does this mean you're French?

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    Only during, it's a fetish thing
    my mental image projector just broke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Khalee View Post
    Tell me you've never been turned on by the school ma'am in leather....
    You have me there. I must confess that I'm addicted to love <------there is a ninja hyperlink in that sentence, somewhere.


    Quote Originally Posted by Khalee View Post
    More to the point, who would prepare mine?
    you win ...

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    While i disagree with the things said in that article, At the time, That was what women were expected to do and most acctually did it. Which is really sad, they must have had really crappy lives

    Im glad the world has progressed past that point.


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    I'd go into all the amazing things a guy can do with his two hands if his wife is absent for a while, but I'll keep it rated PG here.

    I personally do not care much about what my (hypothetical) wife would do for bed. I care only for three things: looks, ability to use a microwave, and a good, intelligent personality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic Fury View Post
    I'd go into all the amazing things a guy can do with his two hands if his wife is absent for a while, but I'll keep it rated PG here.

    I personally do not care much about what my (hypothetical) wife would do for bed. I care only for three things: looks, ability to use a microwave, and a good, intelligent personality.
    Microwave? Really? I don't understand why people use those things. Now, proper use of a barbecue would be quite epic. I'm still trying to learn that one... would love to have someone show me what's what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic Fury View Post
    I'd go into all the amazing things a guy can do with his two hands if his wife is absent for a while, but I'll keep it rated PG here.




    Quote Originally Posted by davemata View Post
    Microwave? Really? I don't understand why people use those things. Now, proper use of a barbecue would be quite epic. I'm still trying to learn that one... would love to have someone show me what's what.
    buy a grill and shctick some charcoal in it. so... barbecue at yours saturday?

    also i'd no idea you were suck a stickler on controversial topics dave, at least i got to read alboins reply :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja View Post






    buy a grill and shctick some charcoal in it. so... barbecue at yours saturday?

    also i'd no idea you were suck a stickler on controversial topics dave, at least i got to read alboins reply :P
    Never stick charcoal in a gas grill.

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