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    Default See ya later losers!

    So just had an email from the Nigerian royal family no less (glad I checked my spam folder) and for the meager sum of five grand (an admin fee which can only be paid from outside of Nigeria) I will release some ten million pounds sterling which they will then split with me for my assistance (I was picked especially).

    Well can't hang around, off to put a down payment on an original AC Cobra and dump my girlfriend in favour of a bubblehead with big boobs.

    No begging letters please, I will merely laugh at your poverty and desperate attempts to be my friend.

    *to do ...think of something funny and clever as a signature.

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    Oh my friend, you're in for the best time of your life.

    I helped a prince last year, we saved $44mil from a crumbling government. The upfront costs were steep, but in the end it was worth it.

    I can afford dijon ketchup now.

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    I helped a Nigerian Astronaut who was stuck on the International Space Station last year, and made a cool 250k!

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    I saved a Lord and got $500bn worth of lumber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mopster View Post
    I saved a Lord and got $500bn worth of lumber.
    I killed a lord and got 1tril lumber

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    In related news...have just taken my first dose of enlargement pills (I can feel it growing as I type) and my Russian bride is just three easy installments away.

    *to do ...think of something funny and clever as a signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by earlofspark View Post
    In related news...have just taken my first dose of enlargement pills (I can feel it growing as I type) and my Russian bride is just three easy installments away.
    Why do you got to insert your D in her

    3 times for her to be yours lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by earlofspark View Post
    So just had an email from the Nigerian royal family no less (glad I checked my spam folder) and for the meager sum of five grand (an admin fee which can only be paid from outside of Nigeria) I will release some ten million pounds sterling which they will then split with me for my assistance (I was picked especially).

    Well can't hang around, off to put a down payment on an original AC Cobra and dump my girlfriend in favour of a bubblehead with big boobs.

    No begging letters please, I will merely laugh at your poverty and desperate attempts to be my friend.
    the rise to riches usually results in alienattion of all those close to you, if youre looking to rent-a-friend, im your man, my rates are good and im good craic


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    I heard you can buy those Russian brides cheap on eBay.

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    Cheap???

    I heard they pay you to take their women!!!!!!!

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