I am declaring myself god of the universe.
Bow to me!
i will accept paying hommage in the forum of chocolates and beer at my doorstep daily. as well as sending unspoiled virgins to me for um... sacrifice.
in return your crops shall flourish.
if you displease me a million ponys shall rampage through your land and i shall steal your first born and sell him/her to the nearest nikey factory.




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