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    Top Ten Reasons to have another Queen contest.


    10- To see how many Freddy Mercury wannabe idiots posts videos of themselves.

    9- Can we get nude pics this time?

    8- I miss Rainegirl.

    7- The first one was trollapalooza!!

    6- The first one was also the time Dawnseeker started to take amphetamines and sniff glue.

    5- Can we nominate whoever we want? Cuz if so, I want that Amanda Byrnes chick to win. She's Evony personified that girl...

    4- I hear Elizabeth II is really getting on in years.

    3- Last time, selling the most cookies. This time, lap dances.

    2- Hell, that's one thing Meryl Streep won't ever get nominated for.


    And the number one Top Ten Reasons to have another Queen contest:


    1- Arianna was so peeved at not entering the first one...




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    Top Ten things, situations or people to compare Amanda Byrnes with to make us all realize she ain't so bad after all so cut her some slack will ya!

    10- That Assad dude.

    9- What the hell is up with the weather these days???

    8- Up here in Montreal, the most internationally known person right now is probably Luke Magniota.

    7- There actually is a Fast & Furious 6.

    6- I still say that Lohan chick is crazier.

    5- Have you ever seen an Ingmar Bergman film?

    4- The Bar is up to how many posts right now???

    3- General Sickles advancing into the peach orchard and thereby endangering the whole Union position at Gettysburg. Now that was some f***ed up sh**!!!

    2- Thailand.


    And the number 1 Top Ten things, situations or people to compare Amanda Byrnes with to make us all realize she ain't so bad after all so cut her some slack will ya!


    1- Virus mutations every three years!!!






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    Top Ten other pregnancies almost as important as Kim Kardashian's.



    10- Lucy

    http://content.everydayhealth.com/wt...-photolist.jpg

    9-Remember the Horta in Star Trek?

    8- Julia, daughter of Gaius Julius Ceasar , had a son from Pompey the Great. Neither mother nor child survived but I often wonder what he would have been like with such a pedigree.

    7- Speaking of those ancient times, there was a girl named Mary. Her husband was a carpenter named Joseph. But he wasn't the father... or so she claimed.

    6- Wilma.

    http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h7...Picture8-1.png

    5- Echo of the elephants.

    4- Princess Amidala.

    3- Samantha.

    http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...21-472-421.jpg

    2- People in Washington still occasionally talk about that significant pregnant pause during Reagan's second inaugural address.



    And the number one Top Ten other pregnancies almost as important as Kim Kardashian's.



    1- The human hippocampus.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JLkm09DiXr...ure%5B9%5D.jpg




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    ummm we need a top 10 king contest:\
    when did pigs grow wings and fly???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh420 View Post
    ummm we need a top 10 king contest:\
    Top Five Qualifications for Top 10 King Contest:

    5) Must possess the quality of a great charismatic orator ...






    4) Must be Strong and Athletic and possess the body of an Adonis...




    3) Must possess his own well equiped Chipmunk Army ...




    2) Must possess his own corps of Aerial Reconnaissance Aircraft Pilots ...




    And the number one, numeral uno quality a candidate for the Top 10 King Contest must must must possess;

    1) He must possess the quality of Testiculurean Fortitude ...




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    Top Ten Evony Forum publicity campaigns to get this thing going again.

    10- Come on over! This place is a rugged, pristine wilderness with no one around to bother you.

    9- It's built RAM TOUGH.

    8- Weekly fashion spotlight. This week, the classic little black dress. Who wore it best: Kitty or Alboin?

    7- Why don't we just bring back the boob ads?

    6- Just ask CNN. The lowest common denominator is not sex, it's fear. So you folks ready? Here we go... GLOBAL WARMING!!... THE NATIONAL DEBT!!... UNEMPLOYMENT!!... KILLERS ON A RAMPAGE!!...

    5- Here at the Evony Forum, we love Sarah Palin. So come hate us.

    4- We were just way too young for so much fame and adulation. So now we're shaving our heads and using drugs. Won't you come and sympathize?

    3- Personally speaking, I recently cut off my big toe to avoid getting cancer there.

    2- Really sexy GIF of Abstract in The Chive's "Things That Bounce" segment.


    And the number one Top Ten Evony Forum publicity campaigns to get this thing going again:


    1- Hey everyone, look! We're pregnant!





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    lmfaoooo KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    when did pigs grow wings and fly???

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    Oh look. Wildor triple posting and making spam threads.





    Yet he used to get on people's asses about the same thing 2 years ago.


    How quaint.

    Also, Wildor.

    You really should try doing something else for a while.

    I'm serious. And I speak as one who appreciated you as a teammate. But if this is the best you can do with your time over the last two years, you have to know it isn't healthy.
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    tsk tsk tsk



    Now Acer, 2 years ago in OTD is the equivilent of saying 10 yrs ago as far as FORUM RULES go What are you flaming on Wildor for?? I'm serious, you should really stop gettin so worked up over the lil things!

    Sees the look on your face....




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    that being said just remember

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    PS: Mech wasn't trolling.

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