top ten reasons SBD should state her top ten reasons
10) she actually is creative
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1) puhleeeeeze!!
sozy ten is such a high number to count to, when I've only had nine beers in me.
top ten reasons SBD should state her top ten reasons
10) she actually is creative
...
1) puhleeeeeze!!
sozy ten is such a high number to count to, when I've only had nine beers in me.
I for one would like to say that the other nine beers is good enough to fulfill a top ten list
OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP
Top Ten ways Deucalion can be made to like the OT.
10- Somebody please bring back Arianna.
9- Arumen and I can rekindle our love affair.
8- Kitty should wear fishnets more often.
7- Somebody go get Zenrax so he can bully another innocent young woman and we can all agree on hating his guts.
6- Cupboard full of Sarah Lee products. Cuz nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee!
5- King sized bed full of beautiful lesbians. Cuz nobody doesn't like beautiful lesbians!
4- Photographs of Abstract's behind. Cuz nobody... oh well ya know...
3- Dawnseeker should get drunk again and start messing with the place like he did in the golden age.
2- Is Arianna back yet?... DAMN!!!
And the number one Top Ten ways Deucalion can be made to like the OT.
1- Opium pipes.
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Alright hopefully I don't disappoint too many people.
Here's my list of the top ten things that amuse me and make me think the world is worth it
1. There is a species of small, paper thin, salt water fish that has a unique defense mechanism where is drives itself tail first into the butthole of a sea cucumber so as to hide from predators.
2. The fact that my ugly avatar on this website freaks people out (especially that orange **** Eric) so much that they complain
3. The National Geographic channel channel
4. This website
5. This video
6. The fact that a local weather station did it's own on air harlem shake
7. When my lesbian sister calls other people fags and refers to stupid things as gay
8. Hot and Sour soup, dried rice noodles on the side
9. Christopher Walken saturday night live skits
10. My significant other (Maybe he shoulda been number one? ._.)
The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.
^ that francis character
His bus in Sim City keeps making u-turns, not passing a bus stop letting no one off .... I lost it when I heard that.
Oh, and now thanks to YOU, I am addicted to Boohbah Zone.
Last edited by King Alboin; 06-20-2013 at 08:02 AM. Reason: just to make it clear, that francis guy is hilarious
Top Ten reasons to celebrate June 24th, Quebec national day.
10- It's one of the few times of the year we're relatively certain not to get snow up here.
9- Our Sheppard's Pie is world famous.
8- We dunno how that makes you feel, but we shipped Celine Dion to Vegas. Man... if that's not a reason to celebrate.
7- We tend to drink beer a lot. So, we celebrate that.
6- They say Cardinal Ouellet, a good son of Quebec, came to within one adorable boy of being the new Pope.
5- We speak French. Case closed.
4- We tend to breed pretty decent hockey players.
3- Our female college students stage topless street protests. (I swear it's true!)
2- Strippers galore!
And the number one Top Ten reasons to celebrate June 24th, Quebec national day:
1- Fermented maple syrup!
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Top 10 Thing's I would like to do before dieing:
10. Learn to Swear in Finnish.
9. Teach my first born to swear in Finnish before he/she can say "mamma"
8. Go to varsity with a panda hat on and ask random girls to marry me (Already did this one)
7. Have sex with my girlfriend while talking in Banes voice ("You have my permission to.... well nvm")
6. Push a slinky down an escalator
5. Invite an employee into my office, turn around in the office chair and tell them "I've been expecting you..."
4. Go trick-or-treating as a Jehovah's Witness
3. Read out loud in a library until I'm asked to leave
2. Make beeping noises when a fat person takes backward steps
1. Nuke a JB concert and solve over-population![]()
Top Ten reasons more and more Americans are moving to Canada.
10- Anyone named Bush never rose higher than hardware store manager in this country.
9- Justin Bieber hardly ever comes around anymore.
8- The beer.
7- Our celebrities don't constantly tell you what to think and how to vote.
6- We don't really have celebrities anyway.
5- I figure they reason that if a crazy old Frenchman like Voltaire wanted nothing to do with the place, there must be something to it...
4- Sarah Palin doesn't live here. Hell!... she can't even see us from her house.
3- Boobs are real.
2- True fact: our comedians, both English and French, are the funniest in the world!
And the number one Top Ten reasons more and more Americans are moving to Canada.
1- Freezing your ass off seven months out of twelve makes you live longer.
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Top ten of the best, coolest, sweetest, smexiest forum members.
Hmmm.. I am gonna have a good think about about. And yes.. I´m influenceable![]()
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A new study shows licking a frog can cure depression.
Down side is, soon as you stop, the frog get depressed again.
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