The Poet

[King Alboin]

yeppy yippy sippy cuppy

[King Alboin]

*just riding along, listening to that poem...*

Doo dee doo, dumpty diddy de de de de dumpty do .... *whistling and shtuff ...




Then it's like ...

i didn't write it lol found it somewhere thought it was pretty cool so posted it here..i sux at writing poems

dooooo WHAAAAAA?!?!?... ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...

shhhh you're not supposed to tell him that

^LoLs ,,I know huh right?

However, if you take a look at one verse ...

The king fearing assination
but from where
he can not know.

the answer is "from behind!!!! O.O"

the author just got nailed by the Hover Cats or the author was trying to tell the king something ... hmmmm?

[Soaap]

*just riding along, listening to that poem...*

Doo dee doo, dumpty diddy de de de de dumpty do .... *whistling and shtuff ...




Then it's like ...



dooooo WHAAAAAA?!?!?... ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...






^LoLs ,,I know huh right?

However, if you take a look at one verse ...



the answer is "from behind!!!! O.O"

the author just got nailed by the Hover Cats or the author was trying to tell the king something ... hmmmm?

Nailed by the hover cats!!!

[King Alboin]

if'n to win, then tis a fin, if'n dive, then tis a five

a musical interlude, whilst I go out an earn more beer money. =)`

Battle of Evermore, Robert Plant in a duet with Sandy Denny, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page, and the best feckin drummer eva, John Henry Bonham...

[MechHead]

i give this thread a D as in TL/DR

[MechHead]

and actually if i wanted to i could write a quite intellectual comeback to your petty insults but since i didnt care enough to read your original post i dont feel as tho it is worth my time to divulge into topics such as this with someone who is obviously very angry simply because i didnt read your post

ps check my sig i wasnt trolling

noob

[MechHead]

screw your sig, screw your overused meme, screw your overdone webz lines and screw your trifle excuses, PaT! Why the hell try to derail a STORY post, in a STORY thread, unless it was to TROLL, PaT.

if you see two words, and find it so hard to read the third word, because you lack a fourth grade education, then post off, PaT.

resist the urge to troll, PaT.

Let me try and explain to you, why you failed so miserably. You be-bop into a Section titled Roleplaying and Stories. A place that for five years now, has stories and roleplaying games written and played in. For FIVE years, PaT, there have been long long long stories, written, because that is how stories go, you see, dont you?

If you came in here to expect a story on your level, then you would of read something like, erm ... "See Spot Run". A page turner no doubt, for it only has three pages ...

page 1

"See Spot Run" by WTFC's

page 2

See Spot run.

page 3

The End.

I know you probably did not get past page one, but for Jippidy sakes, PaT? What kind of mental vacancy are you dealing with to pop
into a section KNOWN for long long long stories and say "tl/dr" huh? Have you flipped your internal gourde inside out?

What was your point and purpose? I conjecture to think it was nothing more than to troll, derail, squealch flow, and be a total loser.

You are exposed, PaT, as a nothing with nothing to say. Bereft of any originality. Next time the urge hits you to show how smart you
think you are? find a soft comfy couch and lay down until the urge passes.

angry little man i dont read threads based on what section they are in i use the todays posts button and this post from today svcks not my fault u write lame stories no one cares about and then post them on a video game forum where most ppl only come to see the cool hits other ppl have posted which ive noticed you have none of so that leads me to wonder do you even play the game or are you the troll? check out my reports im sure uve seen em lol everyone has

[MechHead]

actually i didnt read your thread because as i said before it was too long for me to care to read it just like the 2nd half of ur last post lol

go post on fairystories.com im sure ull get more of a positive feedback since no one on here cares about your story

[MechHead]

i was waiting to see if u had it in you to post some battle reports shoulda known u wouldnt

[King Alboin]

Still yammering? worst than a flea, let me tell ya.

and yes you are correct, I thought I made that obvious, what is my business is my business, not yours. Dare games are for children. So? since you wont scatter and go outside and play in the great sunny afternoon, then here, I gotcha something to color while you wait for something that aint never gonna come, PaT ...