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    Text Fake News Thread

    Fake News Thread:

    Make up your own fake news;

    First up ...

    Is Sheldon Cooper, Barry Manilow's son???







    You decide.
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    Pepsi has marketed a ginger ale drink. The Illuminati conspiracy moves forward once more...

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    Scientist from the Dint'nodat University of Hyperbole, D.U.H., have just discovered that life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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    This just in ... Robots caught cheating on Turing Test.

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    Crazy Stallion News Source is reporting that top scientist at the Wejusmaketingsupaswegoalong Group claim they have discovered the planet Smithereens.



    Initially thought to be a non-existent fable, Smithereens may just exist after all. "After all, with this new discovery the existence of planet Smithereens is no longer in question," stated Dr. Kamatsuku Chibolavich, BAAE BSCE PHD PDF GIF JPEG ESS FAD GAP DOSF BUMS CAGS CCS PQD RMCA VBI VEH B.A.M., Head Honcho and Project Manager for Operation Quest for Stuff out in Space.



    Plans are yet not in the works to visit Planet Smithereens in the near nor far future to rescue those who have apparently been blown there.
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    A report handed down from the Office of Self-Discovery Journeys says that statistically these types of journeys are hazardous to the health of those who travel down those paths.

    In conjunction, the Department of We All Up in Yo Biz'niz has cancelled any and all journeys of this nature.

    Journeys affected by the cancellation order are:

    The Journey to physical fitness,
    The Journey of inner enlightenment,
    The Journey to conquer fear,
    The Journey of following the rock band Journey,
    The Journey for personal growth,
    The Journey of navel gazing,
    The Journey for unraveling truths,
    The Journey of divided lines,
    The Journey of unity,
    The Journey for daily understanding;

    Due to the Journey for self-preservation, this news blurb is ordered into suspension.
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    Young Owl Olivia has her Marylyn Monroe moment ...



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    Quote Originally Posted by King Alboin View Post
    Young Owl Olivia has her Marylyn Monroe moment ...




    Oh man that is so funny! Bravo!!


    In other FAKE news, we are all so proud up here in Canada of our prime minister...

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