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    Default The Red Army


    Red Army group


    Now, there's a whole lot of publicity being given to the Purple and the Invisible 'armies'. Those armies are basically a big room of monkeys flinging shot at each other. If you want a real army, join the Red Army!

    We have a much better recruitment policy than that stupid 'if you get touched, you're in' thing they have. The only way to get into the Red Army is to be SHOT by a Red Army soldier.

    We provide tons of perks to soldiers, including free PPSh's, AK-47s, RPGs, T-72 tanks, MiG 35s and Tsar Bomba's!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab a blindfold, line up against the wall, and prepare to join the Red Army!



    Glorious Leader: Commissar Kitten!

    High Commander: Zenrax (Order of Kitten, 1st class)

    Second in Command: Merien (Order of Kitten, 1st class)

    'Recruiters': pialpha (Order of Kitten, 2nd class)
    revo of troy (Order of Kitten, 1st class)
    Aleksandr Kaptsov (Order of Kitten, 1st class)
    FoxyBunny
    joemanf
    Milonius
    Bickyz
    iRovster

    Assault Troopers: Voldamorte
    vBobLing
    theturkeywithin
    KOOPS95
    gw240
    friza
    Escalante
    EduLeics I
    drizztix
    Bolimest
    bob19991
    bengute
    Abakker
    Sector69
    whiterosedreams
    Tricky Boy
    Kalent
    trogdor1316
    Scrave
    Borune
    WehrWulfe
    Zor
    Voldamorte
    LordSohan
    Loganatt
    James the Lionheart
    Steam
    cousineaua
    LordGarcia
    King Solomon
    BOburnham

    Soldiers: TheEclipse
    Cyhort
    Knuckles
    devis666
    slayerdeath
    Jersh
    blanklist
    Torik
    Firepaw

    Armory


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    Last edited by Zenrax; 08-14-2009 at 06:09 PM.



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    ...I suddenly am very scared of the Red Army....
    "Things are going to get intersting"
    "Define interesting"
    "'Oh god, oh god we're all going to die'"
    - Serenity

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    *fires Ppsh*

    Congrats, you are now a Red Army soldier! Here's your complimentary assault rifle and rocket launcher!



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    FOR MUTHER RUSSIA ....that red army?

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    yay, gun fire
    The pen is mightier than the sword but I'd rather have a nuke.

    Member of the red army, the yellow bacteria, and the The Wizard Mercenaries

    Quote Originally Posted by Milonius View Post
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    ...so I now need to add "red army" to my siggy? yeesh lol
    "Things are going to get intersting"
    "Define interesting"
    "'Oh god, oh god we're all going to die'"
    - Serenity

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    Can I pick what I get shot with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    Pialpha has a long history of pushing others into fights and then sitting back to laugh at the fireworks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foxybunny -- Referring to Myself
    ...that a certain person who loves to instigate without ever getting his own personal hands dirty (and who thinks I don't know he does that)

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    and why havent i been shot yet?

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    I'm sorry, where are my manners?

    *headshots pialpha and revo*

    There you go!



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    Hmmm... apparently I promised to go biking today. I'll be back in maybe an hour, but until then, I'm counting on you guys to kill- I mean, RECRUIT people.

    (If you want someone dead, but don't want them joining, just knife them. Zenrax out.)



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