Ruin A Wish Game

[vorak]

some1 gimmie some justice medals and cookies on a side

[D7DN3RD]

^Denied, you did not ask in a wishing form.

I wish vorak would ask for a wish.

[SebazSkillz]

Granted, not today tho.

I wish that i stop spamming.

[D7DN3RD]

Granted, but now your cupboards are full of canned spam, and the irony sucks.

I wish that a meteor would hit the moon.

[Wi7ard]

It hits us instead.

I wish for all the money a person can have.

[D7DN3RD]

Granted, but the economy collapses and you lose it all... oh wait, that probably happened.

I wish the exchange rate to be fair for all nations.

[[Drake]]

granted but world war 3 starts nukes are shot off and the world ends

i wish evony gave us all 1000000 cents and 1000000 spins on the wheel

[D7DN3RD]

^Granted, but the casino down the street from the main office of evony sues the site for tax fraud from your idea. You are sentenced to five years federal prison.

I wish for Jim Morrison to dance with Elvis Presley.

[Lucas101]

Granted but since they are both dead it is a grisley sight to behold

I wish that Elivis and Jim didnt die so young

[D7DN3RD]

Granted, but two other music artists have to die first.

I wish for Justin Mc'girlpants I'matotally Fourteenyearoldgirly Girly, to jump off a bridge and be pummeled by his crappy music on his descent.