Wait... she's literally retarded? As in "Durr... I like eggs..." retarded?
Sandy is retarded lol. Niamh is pronounced Neev. Loads of people in my year are like hahaha Sandy! Or wtf sandy?
Niamh... Is that even a real name? Lol Also, you said she was retarded. Is she at least pretty? Lol.
Ok so Sandy is going out with Niamh and its quite funny because Sandy is a retard lol. I asked her out like a year ago and she said "You're more of a brother." People still go on about it lol. She then rejected another guy saying they were like "twins." Lol its pretty funny. It won't last a month lol.
Lemme fix that... "Hey, who's to say that you don't have a-" And ooh, gossip! GIMME!! Please. Lol.
Way to rip into yourself! Although I'm more laughing at a funny current relationship.
Hey, who's to say- I should probably stop there. Lol.
I know... You won't ever lose it...
o.O Nevermind. Don't come near me if you have that attitude. I'll keep my virginity, thank you very much. Lol.
I said kill not rape...