Well tell them that it's made by the US government [/lie]
i canneet!!1! Unlike some older and more independent peeps, I remain under the despotic control of meh parenz, and for some reason they believe Skype is malware and several thousand viruses float on its currents of communicachun.
You. Yes, you. Get Skype. Lord Arumen has demanded you to.
O-eem-jee. Tahts amazing. Ur mah hero.
Uf corse it is, nublet@!! is made frum tha scins uf a milyon inosent peepz
O, kk. Ur clok iz teh wickedez ting I eva see.
I r nots, nubcake. thats meh wikked awexome caractur in legend of zeldahax
Hey, you! Why are you wearing a dress and carrying a stick around? (Refering to your avatar)
I can't. Sorry.
Really? Kill 'em.