Hey, blue? Um... I was just messing around. *jdm* is not a wanted felon. He's just a boy going through puberty and acts like all boys going through puberty. We all got a good laugh over it and now I'm here to tell you the truth. *jdm* is an ok guy. Everything I told you about him was a lie because I like messing around with him.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT communicate with *jdm*. He is a known felon and wanted in 12 U.S. States on outstanding warrants. Please, I beg you, for your own safety stay far away from this perverted old man. He is not good people. He is evil and corrupts everyone who interacts with him.