OTD's Progression

Got bored so..here you go.




In the beginning of time and power, before Evony when it was called Civony, in a land of perfectness, with no Joe. Off-Topic was a peaceful clearing, ruled by the evil Lord Drazsyr! His 'miniods' helped him control the progression from spammers. In a time...with no FoxyBunny moderator! *Shock*

Soon came an army of newbs, including Joe and several we loved, and ransacked the Off-Topic. It turned into a free and spiritful jungle.

Soon after, the evil Newbie Mods, controlled by the Overlord at the time, whatshisname(Uh..Forgot the Rep's name who left >.<), evilly hacked into the main database of Evony. The city, in the Social Hall town hall!

The evil newbie mod ransacked OTD, causing a -massive- epidemic which the great, awesome and best-Rper-of-all-time Elsworth did not survive, and proceded to make the Bar the biggest thread in all of history at the time! Now it has beaten it's own record, of course, however.

As the bar grew, and threads dissappeared from all of the Social Corner, Knight in Shining Armor Logrus, a former 'miniod' of Lord Drazsyr, saved the day, calming the dead who were magically brought to life.

As the evil Newbie Mod was destroyed, we soon found out he had an EVIL TWIN MOD!

The same thing happened again, which the Awesome Elsworth failed to see.

As the evil events passed, a card game was created by the one and only Foxeh Bunneh, 'Evony: The Gathering'. In which all survivors were turned into cards!

It eventually faded.

And then came the Dawn of Shops and gold, which failed as soon as it was started.

Soon, the Guild Wars started, and the Wizard Mercenaries won, led by the most Awesome Joe.

As we sit in peace, harmony and love today in the OTD, what new adventures will seek us out now?


P.S. (I hear that Elsworth guy's a hottie!)
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sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart.... but... dont we have something like this? The Off topic description I believe its called.

1. Kind of different then the other......
2. Sweetheart? No. Just no.
3. I joined the forums before you.

FUNNY!! *i saw the sarcastic tones towards O.T.D.* ;) cute story...:p *I wonder, can I shout...In B4 the LOCK noowwww, or wait 'til a mod hops on??* :D

I thought it was hilarious myself, especially that last part. :) Hope springs eternal. :D

oh it was definitely funny, just reminded me of the OT description lol

and sweet darling :D 2 days before me i honestly think doesn't make much of a difference :)

In before the non-lock.

I don't mind people discussing O-T history from different perspectives, although I wouldn't want to see this kind of threads proliferate like rabbits either.

Anyone has something original to contribute to this? Axer perhaps? Heraclius?


If not, this too will fast be history.

T'isn't Heraclius gone? And Joe should contribut.e

I honestly don't have much perpective into what happened, as I only got active in these forums in mid-November.

However, in early December I became the new Dark Lord, in place of whover else never survived the olden days.

That's my bit of History, and I hope it can be added to the list.

*Thank you*

Actually, Lord D's minions were called 'domos', and the rogue mod's name was Sovverf. (I hope that it's no longer a death sentence to say his name... *hides*)

And you should divide it into the 'ages' of the OTD, something like Ovid's.

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Originally Posted by Darkregionlord

the great, awesome and best-Rper-of-all-time Elsworth

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I really, really hope that was sarcasm. Elsworth was infamous for the fact that all of his RPs were doomed to fail. And he was pretty annoying, too.

Thanks Axer but I had hoped for something larger in scope. You were Modding this place for a good while. How do you see it's past and possible future?

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Originally Posted by Wildor

Thanks Axer but I had hoped for something larger in scope. You were Modding this place for a good while. How do you see it's past and possible future?

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Hmmm... that's a toughie. I kinda feel like an old guy asked about life when he was younger.

"I used to mow lawns for a whole month just for one nickel! And then I could go buy a new bicycle when I saved up 6 nickels! Bicycles only cost more nowadays because all of you whippersnappers are too fat and lazy!"

"Grampa... I'm writing an essay on the whole 1950's, not just your crazy facts about bicycles..."

"Shut up, kid! I'm talking here! Now, way back in nineteen tickety nine, that ******* Hoover had just started the Great Depression..."

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Hmmm... that's a toughie. I kinda feel like an old guy asked about life when he was younger.

"I used to mow lawns for a whole month just for one nickel! And then I could go buy a new bicycle when I saved up 6 nickels! Bicycles only cost more nowadays because all of you whippersnappers are too fat and lazy!"

"Grampa... I'm writing an essay on the whole 1950's, not just your crazy facts about bicycles..."

"Shut up, kid! I'm talking here! Now, way back in nineteen tickety nine, that ******* Hoover had just started the Great Depression..."

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Lmao!

Exactly what I had in mind... :D

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Originally Posted by gottibabe1

sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart.... but... dont we have something like this? The Off topic description I believe its called.

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if it is too close these should be merged... that means no closing it wildor...

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Actually, Lord D's minions were called 'domos', and the rogue mod's name was Sovverf. (I hope that it's no longer a death sentence to say his name... *hides*)

And you should divide it into the 'ages' of the OTD, something like Ovid's.

I really, really hope that was sarcasm. Elsworth was infamous for the fact that all of his RPs were doomed to fail. And he was pretty annoying, too.

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I AM Elsworth. >.>

Ass. *Hides from mods*

That's the point, Els.

*irritated at ignorance*

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Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK

That's the point, Els.

*irritated at ignorance*

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Exactly. Oh, and I deny this the OTD Seal of Approval until the vain self-promotion is removed.

http://www.webdesign-guru.co.uk/icon...ads/denied.gif

You forgot the dawning of the Sword and Shield, the coming of Law and Order, the Dynamic Duo, the Frenchman and the Andorrian (Lol- Pieman).

Or our celebrity couple name, Wilmen.


Lemme give a history lesson.

A long time ago, in the very same forum you read this in, there was spam. The OTD was birthed from spam, spam for a game called Civony. I saw this, and was repulsed. I back out slowly and retreated back to my cave, Game Suggestions.

Soon, I wrote some Civony poetry. Lame stuff, still- I posted a thread in OTD. I think it got exactly 0 responses. Once again, I retreated into Game Suggestions.

I realized in game, I was very good at telling people what was what. So I wrote my guide. I offered it as a pdf, and got over 250 subscribers. Surprised at this number, I realized people DID respect what I wrote.

So, I ventured into OTD and found an epic battle taking place, In one corner, weighing in at 500 pounds, LORD DRASYR!!! And in this corner, weighing in at 12.5 lbs, NEVERAR!!! Or something like that. I posted my first post in OTD (besides my poetry) in that thread. It consisted of me being fried I believe.

From there, the person who really lead me to coming out of my shell in OTD was Conrad J. he spurred intellect, and I loved to talk in his threads.

To be continued. Maybe.

How about my perspective as one of the oldest members of OTD, preceding Lord Domo, Zenrax and Joe.

When I joined there were but 5 threads in the OTD, the names of which I cannot recall. I took it upon myself to create the thread for Riddles/Brainteasers, and quickly stumped jaange, and BBQ_Sauce. The next day I logged on and something weird happened, BBQ had a green name. He became one of the original mods of OTD.

All went well for about a week until a spammer disguised as a domo came in calling himself Lord_Draszyr. I quickly wrote him off as an annoying twit spammer, as he had 4 times the amount of posts I had within a day. Little did I know he would go on to be our glorious ruler.

The Domo and I became friends before he was made green, which started a weird ass trend of me becoming friends with people, and then them being appointed modship i.e.: Kitti, Foxybunny, Logrus, Heraclius.

Eventually the domo faded into non-existance and new mods came and went in a period that could mainly be seen as dull, where all the days meshed together. Els is incorrect in that the Armies happened BEFORE the shops.

I may add details, though I probably wont

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Originally Posted by wpack10

How about my perspective as one of the oldest members of OTD, preceding Lord Domo, Zenrax and Joe.

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Are you SURE about that?

Zenrax:
Join Date: 04-05-2009

wpack10:
Join Date: 04-17-2009

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Are you SURE about that?

Zenrax:
Join Date: 04-05-2009

wpack10:
Join Date: 04-17-2009

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He said to otd, not the forums.

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Originally Posted by BigBlugga

He said to otd, not the forums.

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I was here before there WAS an OTD. I think that gives me seniority here.

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

I was here before there WAS an OTD. I think that gives me seniority here.

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Victory for the Motherland.

Er... I mean Zenrax.

Watevz

Zen's first post in OT - April 8th

Wpack's first post in OT - April 22

Well he never posted in any of my threads :P

wats OTD???? and great story there??? ( mail me if u want to tell me about OTD)

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Originally Posted by alkhest

wats OTD???? and great story there??? ( mail me if u want to tell me about OTD)

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Off Topic Discussion

You're welcome.

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

So, I ventured into OTD and found an epic battle taking place, In one corner, weighing in at 500 pounds, LORD DRASYR!!! And in this corner, weighing in at 12.5 lbs, NEVERAR!!! Or something like that. I posted my first post in OTD (besides my poetry) in that thread. It consisted of me being fried I believe.

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Holy Crap, I got a mention. (It was Nerevar by the way, not Neverar. I'm actually working on getting back into that account.) It was awfully good fun being around Draz. He was a pretty cool dude who doesn't afraid of anything, especially spam.

Here's OTD's history form my perspective: Hang out with cool people, take hiatus (miss drama), come back with new name, hang with not-as-cool people, leave again (miss more drama), come with yet another name, hang out with better-then-before-but-not-quite-as-cool-as-the-first-people people, stay this time, get first account back.

That last one is a WIP.

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Originally Posted by alkhest

wats OTD???? and great story there??? ( mail me if u want to tell me about OTD)

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I was SO gonna shoot you then, before I read Koops' response.....

*holsters bolt pistol and teleports away*

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Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK

I was SO gonna shoot you then, before I read Koops' response.....

*holsters bolt pistol and teleports away*

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Sure are welcoming to new people aren't ya xD

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Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK

I was SO gonna shoot you then, before I read Koops' response.....

*holsters bolt pistol and teleports away*

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Omg, I know.
You should kill him for not knowing everything.
...If only everyone was on your level.