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As warefare is not allowed inside the King's Bar, an arena has just been completed for such purposes.
You do not fight yourselves, but send exactly 5 waves of armies/people/whatever against each other to see who comes out with a free day's supply of food in the all-new cafe in the west wing of the Bar!!!
I shall not post my set this time, but will let two others go instead. Let the games begin!!!!!
I send five waves of Chuck Norris at Jurnis!
Victor: Chuck Norris!
Darth Vader wins.
All he needs is one Force-push and they are all off the cliff.
Mark Hamill is one of Chuck Norris' BFFs, and shows up to use his light saber and lops off Darth Vader's hand before Vader is able to use his Force power. Then the waves of Chuck Norrises synchronize flying kicks into Darth Vader's groin until it is Vader that goes over the cliff. Vader dies an ugly, gory death on the rocks below. Chuck Norris's dog then eats what is left of Vader between the robotic parts.
Chuck Norris 1 - / Dark Side - 0
http://bbs.evony.com/picture.php?alb...ictureid=14311
Next fight please.
lol i like that but salem from army of two winsQuote:
Originally Posted by Omnicronimous
The Fleet arrives.
FIRST WAVE:
My entourage:
http://bbs.evony.com/picture.php?alb...ictureid=14278
The first rank of soldiers completely pwns Chuck Norris.
Although I suffer a full 30 casualties, there are still thousands upon thousands of my buddies left.
Reinforcements inbound...
NEXT!!!
here comes 1 million spartans woo hoo
Darn! Lost my entourage!
But luckily, my next wave is left to pick up the survivors--my 5 million battle droids pwns the Spartans before they even come within range of arrows.
SECOND WAVE:
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/ima.../DroidArmy.jpg
Blasters FTW!!!
dang my spartans but here comes my 8 million clones
http://static.zooomr.com/images/6395231_c533758ac3.jpg
man my spartans here comes the clones
http://static.zooomr.com/images/6395231_c533758ac3.jpg
oh no here comes my cloneshttp://static.zooomr.com/images/6395231_c533758ac3.jpg
Moddang it!!!
Half my droids are already gone, but here comes the
THIRD WAVE:
http://bbs.evony.com/picture.php?alb...ictureid=14270
These will obliterate the Clones.