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Conspiracy Theories...
Warning to Evony Community:
I have found out Rota's next plan to take over the world, and this time, it may be actually working this time around!!!!
He is posting unusually wisely, and excessively helping the Community in general to enslave us to him.
Already, three times today, the Immortal Box of Tyranny has appeared to me, and warned me that I am becoming a slave to the Mighty Rota, even though my power is nearly unmatched in the Galaxies of the Forums.
He has nearly bested me!!!
Be warned, all out there!!!! Rota will come and enslave your souls to his helpfulness!!!! He will use us as minions for his soul-grabbing conquest of the world, and here is where he starts!!!!
We will beat the Mighty Rota in his sheer Powers of Awesomeness, and we will prevent our souls from being chained to his will!!!!!
Help me everyone!!! Help me Mods!!!!
Help me Wildor!!!!!
Help me Mommy!!!!
MOMMY!!!!!
MOMMY!!!!!
This has been a message approved by the Save the World from Rota Coalition...
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aww i want to be enslaved to niceness :)
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This is a thread to post your own conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may seem...
But this one, I assure you all, is true...
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with me? or with him? Jurnis would have us deny the nice ppls. now honestly who wants that?
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I am wild and free!!!
Oh great, now I want to go to Alaska, chase a wild and rabid caribou down on foot and then eat it raw...
I feel rotten right now...
I MUST beat Rota's powers of awesomeness to prevent his takeover!!!!
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Conspiracy theories, eh?
Foxy is all the mods and admins. She is out here to ban us all!
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come closer.
its about that thing you do at night
no not that thing the other thing
you know
sleep.........
its killing you
its killing us alll
dont do it
its a trap
it will swallow your soul!!!
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We must do something about the Japanese!!! They are making us weak minded with all their Manga's and Anime's!!! In 2020, they will buy other country's with new unreleased Manga's that we wont be able to say no to!!!
We must attack Japan first!!!!!!!!
