I read your posts.
nom, nom, nom...
In fact, I read all of the good posts that I notice...
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I read your posts.
nom, nom, nom...
In fact, I read all of the good posts that I notice...
you didnt take the cookie
I took many things...
nom, nom, nom...
Do you want your wallet back?
theres nothing in it, why would i?
besides you could use a flower tooled leather wallet ;)
Highlight my posts.
*smacks lips* Ahh, that was good!!!
You may find more than meets the eye in many of them...
what makes you think that i dont?
do you know how many white text ninjas i've eated today?
*bats eyes*
I spent three posts nomming your cookie... That last comment gave it all away.
No, how many ninjas have you eaten??? Did you eat them alive? Raw??? (ewww)
May I have another cookie???
And of course a white text ninja?
Where did all the Mods go?
yes you may have a cookie no you may not eat the ninjas. what would i have for breakfast?
i think they went to bed.
I was not adopted so I went on an angry rampage. I'm afraid none of the other mods survived.
*burps out a Brightfang-shaped bone*
lol oh my! will we be seeing them at all then?
i wanna kookie, no wonder i havent seen any mods besides the admin in ages tonight.
who is going to clean up the planet when we are all gone? i mean its like a night club in here and eventually the club will close for the night. then what... i mean whos going to clean all this up???
OMG I just discovered my mother wants me to do homework! HOMEWORK! HOME :modedit: WORK!!!!
It's dangerous! We must prepare to defeat the homework NOW!!!!
Glad I'm already part of the Cult of Rota!!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Rota
what cult, all cultist will burn at the stake for what they do to harm mankind.
The cats want to take over the world.
There is a movie to prove it too...
Jurnis why do you always talk in blue?
Omg he is planning to destroy the ocean!!!
Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by LaoOmologo
I want oceans!!! Instead, I want to destroy all lands and bury them in the sea!!!
Jurnis is actually a member of a robot skeleton army.
Just a member. A member with moderating powers over an Evony website.
I am just a member that leads them all.
We will PWN THE WORLD!!!
Whoops!!! I said too much!!!
Well, there's this guy, see? I'm not going to name names, but he died, and then he came back, so he's pretty much a zombie, except without all of the hunger for brains and idiocy and stuff. Now, not only is he a zombie (and therefore mostly unkillable), he controls the entire weapons supply to the OTD! Crazy, right? And get this: he used to be a mod! But for some weird reason, they kicked him out! So we've got this unkillable guy with mountains of munitions and a potential grudge against the rulers... do you see what I'm getting at here? HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!!
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Huh? GOD:modedit:IT, OTHER PERSONALITY! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! *chases self in circles around table until tackling/choking self*
epic! sign me up for that conspiracy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
ah, the world is falling apart as we speak. where is my popcorn? a boom here and a ta ta ta there. world domination persued by many is such a wonderful sight. yet again, could kill the planet in the process. oh well, as long as they dont pull out the nukes, ill be watching it all on my itty bitty television set. go mod and helper war. woot woot.
I have unmasked another conspiracy...this time it's far less insane and covert as Rota's is. (Beware,even Rota's plan is stil going on, and not yet completed...)
I know everything except his name, which is hidden to normal eyes...
It involves a powerful person with many weapons.
His plan: to brutally take over the world with the armies he has built up over the last few months. He may be seen openly starting riots, and whatnot, but his true power remains hidden.
He will come out, and place after place will fall to his tyrannical power...
This time, he calls all to come to him, and to follow his banner to the end of everything, to conquer, to kill, and to rule...
And what is his name, you ask?
SEE THE OP!!!
The world may never know...
Dawnseeker?
HINT: "The name cannot be seen with normal eyes..."
You should just put it in your sig that you use white text in nearly every post of yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
My Theory:
Half of the posters on this board have quit posting/playing Evony.
The other half don't play the game much.
Half of that half are the 1st half's multis.
Half of the second half are the new multis.
The other half of the 1st half's half have been banned.
Half of the 2nd half's half are noobs.
Half of that half are Mods.
And finally, half of that half are pink unicorns.
Damn, you discovered us Pink Unicorns.... I blaim Jurnis and his thread!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtMonitor
you beat me to my theory and said it funner cures you.
which theory???
that everyone here is just the same 4 or 5 ppl but we get fed up with each other and leave swearing to never come back and after a while we all do but rather then come back as our selfs we come back as new ppl and make the same friends all over again only to get fed up with them and leave in a melodramatic way and then sneak back.....
his was a bit different, but rofls
I'm not the same 4 or 5 people. In fact I'm only 1 person. I have heard of chipmunks impersonating multiple people though so they can buy their acorns at the store instead of trying to find them on trees.
nice one, ill come up with a good one sooner or later. just yall wait.
I am the collective hive mind of all the subconsciouses of the mods/reps/admins.
That explains how you know that someone needs help before they even post it.
Yay, I'm a pink unicorn!Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtMonitor
At least I hope I'm in that half of the half of the mod half.
So you haz a burning hatred for me, yet cant stay mad because all my posts are for teh lulz?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rota