H'm, I personally like the idea. Too bad I don't own this shop. Lol.
Speaking of that, people, get Axer out of dept and start buying his crap!
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H'm, I personally like the idea. Too bad I don't own this shop. Lol.
Speaking of that, people, get Axer out of dept and start buying his crap!
LOL i thought about it :p but guns just dont go with my persona.. im more of a blades guy myself although the triple gatling hes aptly named Axer special or whatever looks tempting
How about the Chainsaw-Firing Rocket Launcher? That's an OT classic, and it fires blades. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brightfang
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Originally Posted by joemanf
True.. thats the closest compromise weapon hes got atm .. lol I guess ill take one :)
Well, you just gotta wait for him to come online again and see that message. Lol. I think it'll bring him out of debt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brightfang
*cha-ching* Okay, here you go. Oh, and don't give it as a gift, especially a Christmas one. Bad things will happen.
(Kid sees big box under tree. Kid, being present-obsessed, shakes box to see what is inside. Weird noise begins. *vrum... vrum... vrum vrum vrum vrumrumrurmrumrumrumrumrum WHOOOOSHHHHH* "AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!" *gory noises*)
Mr Axer, Sir. Could I request a quotation for a specific item? I feel the distinct lack of British weaponry in here. How much for an L85 A1?
I'd say about 20@. It'd be cheaper, but those British mafia guys who supply me are jacking up the price. Think of the markup as a donation to the "Prevent war between Axer and the British mob" fund. I'd win, of course, but then where would I get weapons?
I have a special order.
I would like a device that instantly makes all the atoms in a 20cm radius quantum tunnel to Uranus.
What sort of weapon would this be? A mace that makes someone's head disappear, a cluster bomb that makes many bits of many people disappear...?Quote:
Originally Posted by pialpha
Hmmm.....Surprise me.
How about a grenade launcher? Bullets are too small to contain a device like that, and a melee weapon would be one-use-only. A larger radius would be better too, maybe something like 0.5 meters. So you just aim, shoot, and Uranus gets a human torso and some floor.
Also, you could use it for fishing!... if you happened to have a fish factory on Uranus.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque....glory-hole.jpg
As for the price... 35@ seems fair for something like this.
Alright, I'll take it.
*hands over 35@*
Yeah! Positive @ for once!
I like the Banhammer minigun.
By which you mean, you WOULD like it, if it existed. Which it definitely doesn't. *locks door to back room* Yep, nothing back there at all. Just dozens of crates of TNT (all wired to the door, in case you were thinking of breaking in).
Thread title changed as per OP's request. :)
Thanks, Wildor. Oh, and if you ever want to trade in your banhammer for something with a bit more... kick, come talk to me.
my bow order fell under the counter didnt it.... too bad because i paid in advance and my @ was stapled to it.... hope the janitor didnt steel it....
*browses around the armoury* Do you perhaps stock this item?
http://ibored.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/guitar15.jpg
Care for a quotation on that?
Oh, right, I forgot about that. So you basically want a wood-bodied sniper rifle with a very good silencer and some crossbow flanges stuck to the front?Quote:
Originally Posted by imnothere
We aren't a sword shop, OR a guitar shop, so we don't have any.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Midnight Walker
Any important transactions for me to stuff under the table, Axer?
Well, if by "stuff under the table" you mean "dump into the river", and by transactions you mean... something else, then yes. They're in the closet. ;)
Excellent. And have you gotten to work on those weapons emplacements around the bank? I need to ensure my safety should some disgruntled middleclassmen attempt to take it by storm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Well, the transaction still hasn't been confirmed by the bank president, nor has the number and type of emplacements.
What can you do for @300?Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
as long as the silencer is REALLY good you can do what you like to the rest of it. maybe in a nice green colour. i like to hunt from the bushes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Well, if I give you a discount for buying in bulk, I could set up a couple Specials on the roof, put four machine guns inside the bank with interlocking fields of fire, two T-100s covering the major roads to gun down escape vehicles, and I'll even throw in 5 AK's for the guards to carry around. How does that sound?
@imnothere
So, something like this, but with a camo pattern?
[IMG]http://world.guns****/sniper/vyhlop.jpg[/IMG]
yeah i'll take that in a nice green :) thanks. how much?
15@ seems like a good price.
20@ and throw in a "violin" case for me thanks
Kinda like this?
http://bnp.org.uk/wp-content/uploads...achine-gun.jpg
Sure, that's fine. Oh, and who are you planning to "play your violin for" first?
i'm a concert violinist, we play together for many people
*hands over @ with a wink and skips out innocently*
Acceptable. Here, buy yourself something nice. *Hands Axer @300*Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
*Watches imnot leave*Quote:
Originally Posted by imnothere
*Shudders*
That's just plain evil.
Hey Axer, can I have my new sword tempered?
I'll have one of those: *Takes 20@ away*
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Gatling Minigun- The epitome of bullet-firing weapons, this domination machine can fire at 6000 RPM (Raging Pwns per Minute) 20@
Dude, you can't buy a gun for 20@. It costs the same price as a sword.
They are not equal.
Depends on who you are mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiteguthan
Mr Axer, may I purchase my custom order now?
As I may not be here later, please accept this personal cheque for the aforementioned 15@
*takes check* Hmmm... alright, but if this bounces, you'll be getting a visitor in the middle of the night. (Specifically, a 300mm tank shell.)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Midnight Walker