Hehe did you not read my name? I'm never home at night, I'm out walking :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Did it cash alright?
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Hehe did you not read my name? I'm never home at night, I'm out walking :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Did it cash alright?
Well, I've got to wait for the banker to get to work, but I have a feeling that he'll cash it... *guns tank engine menacingly*Quote:
Originally Posted by The Midnight Walker
*in a fruitless attempt at intimidation, shreds a solo whilst aiming the guitarsenal in your general direction*Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
*Walks in carrying calculator and notepad*
H'm, okay, so, 5 times 20 minus 10, and all of that divided by 6... EQUALS 12 BILLION @!! Lol, jk. *Transfers 15@ from the accounts*
Enjoy your purchase!
Thanking you joe :)Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
Apparently people aren't buying weapons... but how to make people buy weapons?
I DECLARE OTD CIVIL WAR!!!!
Hey axer, one of my planes need nukes. And this plane's nukes MUST be bought from you
i want that 18 barreld one
>.>Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
<.<
*bans all of otd*
Does that mean i win? :rofl:
Ahhh man that cheating... jk xD :rofl: I guess you win d00dQuote:
Originally Posted by Brightfang
Ah, I see you are quite the connoisseur of death-dealing equipment. Not many people have the cahoneys to eviscerate, melt, and sting their enemies all at the same time. I should warn you, though, the sight of everybody, everywhere dying all at once might be a little shocking.Quote:
Originally Posted by cypher23
oh thats fine i already bought acid lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Okay then. I'll ring that up for you. Oh, and we also provide complimentary Humvees or Bradley IFVs, as the recoil is enough to decapitate an elephant. Want one?
oh my yes humvee plz
Well, thank goodness most or all of these weapons don't have the power of ban...(hint, hint)...
You shoulda bought the Gun first then the amunition.. you coulda got a couple free boxes of Katanas and Acid.. tsk tskQuote:
Originally Posted by cypher23
Lol .. that real subtle innit :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
Well, I could use an extra weapon or two to add...Quote:
Originally Posted by Brightfang
If I really put my wit out there, I could be mistaken for DeSal...Quote:
Originally Posted by Brightfang
St. Patrick's Day special, today only! Get your beer ammo!
Kill them with bubbly!
Soo... has anything happened in here?
Cypher bought a Special for 50@, and I'm almost done with Skirata's order for a 500 (!) megaton nuke.
Yes, it costs 500@. Yes, I explained it to him. He wants it anyways. He's got a bone to pick with England, or summat like that.
Hey Axer... Can you engrave something into my sword?
No, sorry. You'll have to go to the forge to get that done.
Oh wow... Um, okay! Lol. That better not go off in OT... Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Like I said, he doesn't like England much, so I don't think we've got much to worry about.
On another note, WHY ISN'T ANYONE BUYING??? I offered beer ammunition, for goodness' sake...
I want... a rocket launcher, 10 nukes, and a giant potato stuffed with bombs! ( dont ask. lol )
What size do you want the nukes to be and what delivery system, and how big should this potato be?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexaris100
nukes size for super fighter, delivery system by teleporter... I like my stuff fast, lol. Potato about as tall as a 3 story building's roof, a little less wide than a house.
Well, by size, I meant how many megatons each? It's 1@ per megaton, just to tell you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexaris100
um... 10 megatons each?
Okay, that's going to be quite a boom. Lessee... one rocket launcher... 100 megatons total of nukes... and a house sized potato bomb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexaris100
140@ should cover it all. Would you like paper or plastic?
Oh, yeah, you also get... 1200 free rounds of beer ammunition. For such a good customer, I'll even give you a free AK-47 to fire them from.
Um... paper? * pays and empties stuff out of bag when gets to base, then recycles bag * This should make up for the nukes that wreak havoc on environment. lol.
Uh... well... okay then. I suppose it's gotta be one big-:modedit: paper bag...
nah, just regular.... * accidentally drops one of nukes in armory which makes chain reaction that blows up everything in store * whoops... sorry! * runs away! *
edit: cancel everything after "nah... just regular".
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Originally Posted by Alexaris100
lol
Oh btw a recommendation for weapons :) automated turret guns you can use for security feature.. 2 models Ceiling turret and the tripod turret whatcha think
That's an idea... but there's always the old problem, what sort of sensor to use? Motion is alright, but what if it wastes all of its ammo on leaves and has none left to shoot old ladies who walk by? And if I go with infrared, it'll keep shooting people long after they're dead, until they're just a pile of hamburger and bullets.
Set up a system that uses both infra-red and motion sensing. Will only fire if both are triggered. Will fire at any moving, warm object. Like people :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
But what if the intruders wear fire suits or are ninjas?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Midnight Walker
u know the banhammer actual exists they're equipped in the .............i forgot buts tis in a plane
Then add a third system, an electromagnetic detection system! Detect heartbeats! It can be doneQuote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ