Survive That!!!!(GAME)

Flame...

The return of 9/11

I kill. Every. Terrorist.

Society abandons you.

I grew up in the middle of the country, and so away from most or all of society in general...

You find yourself at the core of the sun...

I destabilize the fusion reaction and cause an insanely large explosion, which I somehow survive.

The next poster is in a steel box filled with acid inside a cubic mile of concrete.

Damn it's not page 3

You go blind and live in a booby trapped house.

The booby traps have deformed me so much the pain does not bother me.

Everyone. Hates. You.

I kill them all.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I fell in toxic waste and became human

Your spoon is too big

I get a spork.

SkyNet is on to you.

brings in the terminator.

you are being chased by a horrible grizzly bear, now what do you do?