The Magical Soda Machine v2.0

You get Bruce Lee

I put in Bruce Lee

You get a zombie.
I put in one of the halo rings.

You get an awesome first game but all the rest are crap.

I put in Arkham Asylum

(so true)You get the joker.
I put in an order for dinnerware.

You get lots of fiber in your diet

I put in a time capsule.

You get edible dinnerware from the future.
I put in my brain.

You finally break 50 IQ

I put in a genius

You get an infraction.
I put in spam.

you get food poisoning

put in a broken chair

You get lots of wood (interpret as you will ;) )

I put in a forest