Lets make an EVONY POEM!

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Originally Posted by LadyKatherine

well, i gave it my best effort...:o

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ok I am sorry didnt know there were people who really take this serious

EDIT: note to mods:Lady katherine didnt spamm there was a message of mine that I deleted

not a problem..have fun!!!! :)

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Originally Posted by Crushking33

my citys all suck,
ppl call me a noob.
my name is garthskull,
former deu dude.

My allies dont like me,
I cant figure out why.
Hey can i have more lumber?
I was just told to die.

My traps are all crazy,
They kill my own troops.
My warriors are all dead,
Im thrown for a loop.

My allies all ask:
Where is the enemy coming from?
I reply everwhere.
Why are they calling me dumb?

No one has payed attention to me in some time.
Maybe what i have said has boggled their mind.
It does cost speakers to talk in ally chat.
Of that I am sure,No doubt about that.

It seems i am booted,
I ask myself why.
Must be a glitch,
Ill try to apply.

The host has denied me,
Of this i am shocked.
What have I done?
Why do they mock?

They are attacking my citys,
My fate doth look bleak.
I wonder what happened,
To my allies this week.

They say they are tired of me,
and my begging for resources each day.
I ask them why?They are silent then they say:
You beg and you beg each day with out end.
Its tiring annoying and your not a good friend.

You tell wild storys about attacks that never happen.
Its impossible that they ever could happen.
Your traps do not fill like say each day.
They cannot kill your own troops.I answer in dissmay:
I have tried to figure it out each and every day.
My traps are unique they must be.
For they realy are killing my troops trust me.

They burst out laughing cackling with glee,
I ask all sad why do you mock me?
They do not answer just continue to attack.
I wish there was some way to win my allys back.

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Very Nice +Rep

In Evony we hold the best Sword of all,
Shinny And Smooth, And Rather Small.

Oh How Perfect It Does Appear,
This Harmfull Looking Little Spear.

By Its Size I Would Not Guess,
Or The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.

But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.

It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And Hate Myself And Want To Die.

It Promises Me A Thing Called Lord,
when it kills it's target I will not be Bored.

To Master a sword Such As the,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All you see.

But My Desires The Sword Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Cuts And Slices And Sometimes Dies,
And rebuilt Before My very Eyes.

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.

And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Sword Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.


HATTENATOR

KILL THE NEcROMANCER!!!!!!

No... let him show himself first! Takes forward my AG3 and AWP =D

Fine... *gets AK47*

He will live... for the next 2 seconds

Hmph. *aims*

Yes... *Scopes out target* *Fires* This d00d is toasted