Would you rather

Zombie Apocolypse.

A passionate kiss or a aggressive kiss?

Here's another one: A wet kiss or a juicy kiss?

aggressive kiss

stranded on a island or live next door to your in laws

Island.

Get your head hacked off with an axe or have your brain impaled by a electric drill?

Hacked off with an axe. At least it's quick.

Be drowned or burned alive?

Drowned.I like the water.

Eat your own leg or a small child?

cola better more better :p

I rather round house kick your face in, because you didnt ask a question!

Jazz music or 'Jaws" theme song?

Jazz

Would you rather viste New York or Florida?

Florida, for universal studios :)

get crushed to death by a python, or eaten alive by a lion lol.

Python... sounds less painful.

Go on a date with me or shoot yourself in the head?