random role-play

'tis simple and but a scratch! Thou must choose thee favorite character from a video game, any video game, then we bees going on the grandest, greatestly epic, most entirely random Role-play of all time!

'Tis only 7 allowed and I count because I always count!

Dibs on Master Chief!

Grandest Character list:
1: Nerevar (Master Chief)
2:Elsworth (Elsworth)
3:Ruyuk (Link)
4:Lord Drazsyr (annoyance)
5:ABakker (Solid Snake)
6:Saradamon (Nomad)
7:Katiara (Lara Croft)

The title of said RP shall be.....IWHBYD! If you do not know what IWHBYD means, then do not apply!

DIBS ON ASSASSIN!!!!!


I choose my character to be....Elsworth, quick and fast assassinator!

I choose Link from the Legend Of Zelda.

I will be Ash Ketchum.

well, since Link is taken, I don't feel like being Samus (a male character suits me more), being a sterotypical italian plumber doesn't seem good either, and I feel like being taller then 3 inches (Olimar from pikman) Soooooooooo I'll go with Snake

i'm Nomad from Crysis :D

I would be Lara Croft from Tomb Raider

ok, that's 7 people! let's get to this so i can kill everyone :P

Now there is 7 people! now to begin!....


IC:
Master Chief was sitting in his clubhouse killing time playing darts, but instead of darts they were plasma grenades and instead of a board it was a bunch of Grunts running around about 50 feet away. MC stuck a Grunt and watched go Grunt B-Day then stopped for a moment to see if anyone else was up for shooting stuff.

There is a large explosion as the remaining grunts are vaporized instantly and the shockwave sends master chief flying backwards, though his suit protecting him from the brunt of the blast, and the following radiation, as a mushroom cloud, though rather small, expands a few dozen yards above him and a man in a all black/dark gray suit casually walks by with a large grenade launcher.

The MC walked up to the man and attempted to swap weapons only to realize that the swap weapon function was faulty and wasn't working right now so MC melee'd the man to death and took his launcher. MC looked it over and fired it once to test, "Sweeto-speedo!" he remarked at the mushroom cloud.

MC thought the man was dead, and walked away thinking nothing of it. The man that was meleed lay motionless for 2 hours till he came too. "What the F&^% was that about, how did he live" thought Snake as he tries to get to his feet. "Ah s$%#, that b@$^%rd stole my genade launcher. Looks like I have a new target to hunt down and repay." Snake laughs. "First, I'll need to find some help though."

there is a crackling sound and the man in the black/dark grey suit seems to vanish before their eyes. there is a click and he reappears behind Master Chief and Snake, holding a rather large rifle. "I dont know if you understand what the hell a gauss rifle is, but it'll make your god damn head dissapear"

MC turned to the man, "Nice skills, homie! I'm looking for things to kill, want to come along?"

Ash Ketchum walks in and looks at the mayhem. He is perplexed as to what happened, and sends his Pikachu to investigate.

MC only looked at Pikachu then punted the rodent. MC threw his hands in the air, "TOUCHDOWN!" he yelled! He then whipped out his Magnum and turned Ash's face into a blood smear! "SCORE!" MC yelled!

The man seemed to be gona again, a strange sound humming above Master Chief as he looks up and the man appears above him, suit first pulsing gold and then red as he punches Master Chief into the ground

MC slid up out of the ground like Jesus raising from the grave, turned, p***ed on the man, then shot him point-blank with a shotgun.