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So, this is how it works - someone says they go back in time and do something, then you say how it creates a paradox.
Example:
Poster 1: I go back in time and eat a candy bar.
Poster 2: That candy bar was the last on the shelf and meant for a starving man, so he dies, and it creates a TIME PARADOX!!
I go back in time a kill a baby.
Poster 3: That baby was Albert Einstein. You just created a TIME PARADOX!!
etc.
So, all be first.
I go back in time and eat a salad.
You ate the salad and that made Hitler winning the WWII and you created a TIME PARADOX
I go back in time and assasinate the assasins of Julius Caesar
It turns out the assassination was actually best for the empire, and by you stopping it the Empire collapses.
YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
I go back in time and invent the spoon.
I really hate to be a party pooper but...
None of those things were paradoxes.
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EDIT: The spoon is not widely enjoyed, and one furious man kills your entire family line via smashing their heads in with a massive spoon.
I go back in time (cretacious era) and demolish a volcano.
You destroyed it but the three pokemons Abra, Kadabra and Alakazam suddenly became real and got world domination, and put man to slavery
YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX
I go back in time and nuke Russia
Your family is Russian. You created a TIME PARADOX!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LaoOmologo
I go back in time and eat a plant.
That plant were actually God, and the world never come
YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX
I go back in time and Keel myself
That's an autoinfanticide! You've created a TIME PARADOX!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LaoOmologo
I go back in time and kill Pi (:p)
Pi dies. Everyone's sad and leaves the forums. You kill yourself for personal reasons. Bam.
I step on a butterfly several million years ago.
Nothing happed
I took a nuke with me back to the Roman time and gets World Domination