Never attempt to start a Mod-war.
You will likely end up being the first casualty...
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Never attempt to start a Mod-war.
You will likely end up being the first casualty...
Always make sure when on the airport toilet seat you must stand and be clear before flushing,
believe me it will take your intestines out .
NEVER ask a woman if shes pregnant. NEVER.
Never try to fly by jumping from a tall building...EVER!!!!!
Never troll a trollers thread.
It's like crossing the streams on a ghostbusters laser gun thing.
http://bornandbreded.files.wordpress...04/crossed.jpg
http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploa...he-streams.jpg
NEVER ask a woman how old she is. Just ask her when her birth year is, to "confirm that you can buy her some tobacco"...
IF you find yourself in trouble, cry. Either the person you are in trouble with will feel like a jerk or they will feel so uncomfortable that they let you off the hook. true story :)
best lesson in life:
NEVER TEACH IF NO ONE IS LISTENING..
always remember that
always use gender neutral terms when approaching androgenous looking people you don't know.!
Never eat if you dont have food!!