When in doubt, use big words. People will be too busy trying to puzzle out the enigmatic perambulations of your cognitive functions and the myriad logical conclusions of such, and will completely forget what they asked you in the first place.
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When in doubt, use big words. People will be too busy trying to puzzle out the enigmatic perambulations of your cognitive functions and the myriad logical conclusions of such, and will completely forget what they asked you in the first place.
Don't say that today was the worst day...
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How about an anecdote to show a life lesson?
A turkey was chatting with a bull ?I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,? sighed the turkey, but I haven?t got the energy.? ?Well, why don?t you nibble on my droppings?? replied the bull. ?They?re packed with nutrients.? The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull**** might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there. :)
Never, ever go where a small puppy is. They are ferocious.
Don't tell crip your having an affair
Always abide by the 5 second rule.
dont love all u get is pain cuz in the end ether u or they die and u cry or make them cry in the end its usless