Well this is thread where everyone can discuss their tips about life because their own example.
Don't Spit into direction the wind is blowing from. (Especially if you are running)
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Well this is thread where everyone can discuss their tips about life because their own example.
Don't Spit into direction the wind is blowing from. (Especially if you are running)
Dont make stupid threads.
Admin fail!
Don't Mini-Mod.
if you dont want your mom to see, dont do it in public
Never start a date with: "So, whats the biggest lugie you've ever hocked up?"
Never trust a bank. Especially if they say anything about how trustworthy they are.
Never throw a grenade uphill...
Never get into a power struggle with a teacher.
Never shout never...wait, no...
Never smoke weed and crack at the same time.
dont even think of smoking crack. dont horseplay with girls or chicks(different word for different age of males) unless they are your wife, then you are free to do so
Never eat an already unwrapped Twix bar...or is it?
Never feed a Gremlin after midnight. EVER.
Never cry in the sun, the tears dissapear 0o
dont fall asleep sunbathing. it hurts to wake up.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Don't urinate while swimming in the Amazon River.
Don't yell BOMB! in an airport.
Don't be rude to staff in a restaurant, unless you like eating phlegm.
Don't pick a fight with a moderator, it never ends well for you.
1) Be good.
2) Don't be bad.
Admire my new signature.
Laugh at its double entendre.
Never ever double post.
..ever......
Don't post while you are drunk.
Don't allow your cat to sit in front of you while you are trying to post/type, as that can result in having you type/spell/post wrong. Also, the cat follows the cursor. (This is not a joke, my cat fell asleep here..)
Summary: Don't allow cats to rule your house...
Stalking is bad, a no no
Never tell the police "I did it." Because they will arrest you until they find out what you're confessing to.
A good Life Tip for James Bond villains; "Never reveal your whole plan to anyone, not even to the guy strapped to the table with a laser about to cut his nards off."
Never attempt to start a Mod-war.
You will likely end up being the first casualty...
Always make sure when on the airport toilet seat you must stand and be clear before flushing,
believe me it will take your intestines out .
NEVER ask a woman if shes pregnant. NEVER.
Never try to fly by jumping from a tall building...EVER!!!!!
Never troll a trollers thread.
It's like crossing the streams on a ghostbusters laser gun thing.
http://bornandbreded.files.wordpress...04/crossed.jpg
http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploa...he-streams.jpg
NEVER ask a woman how old she is. Just ask her when her birth year is, to "confirm that you can buy her some tobacco"...
IF you find yourself in trouble, cry. Either the person you are in trouble with will feel like a jerk or they will feel so uncomfortable that they let you off the hook. true story :)
best lesson in life:
NEVER TEACH IF NO ONE IS LISTENING..
always remember that
always use gender neutral terms when approaching androgenous looking people you don't know.!
Never eat if you dont have food!!