DammitQuote:
Originally Posted by LaoOmologo
1: Take a camera
2: Sneak over to her house
3: Find her window
4: Take some pictures of her
5: Sneak back to your house
6: Upload the pictures into your computer
7: Post those damn pictures here!
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DammitQuote:
Originally Posted by LaoOmologo
1: Take a camera
2: Sneak over to her house
3: Find her window
4: Take some pictures of her
5: Sneak back to your house
6: Upload the pictures into your computer
7: Post those damn pictures here!
Ok, nude or non-nude?Quote:
Originally Posted by jannge
It should be obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaoOmologo
Non-nude on forums
Nude in pms :D
LOL perv.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltion
Ok. Enough with the Norweigan gfz. I'm not interested in Europeans. Sorry :(
Alright D00d, here's what you do. While talking to her... sloowwlllly reach down, so she doesn't even notice you're doing anything Now, when it's low enough... bring your hand forward and grab and squeeze her...Quote:
Originally Posted by Montros
Hand.
Really? That sounds like a fantastic plan!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pieman
Aside from being bombarded from perverted posts, your help is giving me courage. Thank you.:)
EDIT: Never mind. I take the "Not interested in Europeans" thing back. I remembered that she's Czechaslovakian (Spelt it wrong).
Maybe we could have a Japanese, Czech, Irish, German child :D
NO ONE IS CZECHOSLOVAKIAN. She's either Czech (but could consider herself as being Moravian or Silesian) or she's Slovak (but may be Hungarian). Figure this out before you talk to her about her nationality. It's Central Europe, and it's complicated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montros
Well i can go to sleep easy to night thanks bole :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
Monty I know you can do it, just make eye contact (important & ask her)
Hello.
Dedicate your life to the acquisition of knowledge so as to delve into the innermost recesses of the human character. Stimulate your intellect and imagination so as to rise above the vulgarity and baseness of human actions to the lofty and chimerical or the noble, fanciful and fantastical state of universal knowledge, the Absolute Ideal.
Let creativity be your mistress and may it guide you for the human individual is not the corporeal or palpable form or shape but the incorporeal-the spirit within! We must break free from the leaden chains binding us to ignorance so as to no longer grovel as obsequious or slavish/servile and vulgar brutes to the rule of ignoble, fiery and frivolous pursuits and/or desires. Let your creativity be anointed with an effulgent radiance so as to dispel or dissipate the darkness of mediocrity and dilatoriness.
...Was that an insult?Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski
Ok. So her Family is from Czechoslovakia. Thats what I heard from her.
Sorry for the mistake. I'm not that good in European ancestry. Plus, if I said that to her, I might have gotten a slap in the face....Thanks for the warning.