Epic! :devil:
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Don't think I saw these exact ones...
If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
That's a nice shirt, it would like better crumpled up on my floor
Got a Boyfriend? No? Want one?
Wanna get a pizza and ****? What, you don't like pizza?
That shirt is awful! take it off right now!
They are coming back to me now...
You are like a prize fish, I don't know if I should eat you or mount you.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
This only works when the lady in question is wearing the type of shirt that shows her full back.
"Excuse me Maam, do you realize you have your shirt on backwards?"
"Hey, how are you doing? I work for Frito Lay and you look Hungry, what are you willing to do for some cheetos?"
"I am a blind fortune teller; I do not read palms, just boobs, want me to look into your future?"
roses are purple,
daffodils are smelly
i love you
because you are silly
Roses are Red
Virginia is Hilly
I want you to be mine
cause you are psycho like Jennifer Tilly.
walk up to a girl lick your finger and touch her shirt then do the same for your own shirt and say "hey why don't we get out of these wet clothes"
In a grocery store:
"Those melons look ripe. Mind if I squeeze them and find out?"