wanna try my 5$ footlong?
hey brooke! wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook?
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wanna try my 5$ footlong?
hey brooke! wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook?
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Originally Posted by Brooke
That shirt is very becoming of you, of course if I were on you I'd be ***ing too.
Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven.
You must be tired because you've been running around in my head all day.
Do u believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk past you again?
:D tried and passed! Worked a charm!
If it worked it is not a fail.
I'm just saying.
You're pretty, well, prettier than my pig Dolores.
You look like you have pretty low self-esteem. That makes you my kind of girl.
I just got out of jail today and I haven't had sex for four years... well not proper sex anyway. How you doing?
Come with me if you want to live.
I have free candy in the back of my van. Would you like some?
At least I tried. ;)
You make breathing problematic
Whats that i smell on your breath? onion? can i have a taste?
Hiya Oedipus, call me mommy
your shoes untied let me get that for you. anything else i can do while i'm right here?
play dead so i can give you the kiss of your life
was that your wife that just left? no? can i be your wife then?
hey Mr. Fix-it, bring your hammer over here i want to get nailed
want my number? i can see yours is 1
wanna dance? i'll let you lead