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because i loved that thread and ace said i could remake it. hit me with some of yours and i'll come back later with mine.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really beautiful
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
Some of the ones I've seen and heard.... (I'm socially awkward so I don't really go out to clubs or the mall much)
The dog ate my homework. Don't worry though. He barfed it back up.
I don't really know any chat-up line but I overheard Crip using a few one night, like:
"I love the way you fill up that outfit. How much do you weigh?"
"Baby I just got a new heavy-duty, super-sturdy, king size bed. Want to help me road test it?"
"You and me and a tub of Miracle Whip. How 'bout it?"
Do you wash your pants with windex? Cause i can see myself in them!
This is the funniest pick up line I've ever heard.
You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot long.
I actually heard a friend of mine use this one a number of years ago:
God took a star from the sky and put that twinkle in your eye just for me
Is it hot in here or is it just faulty air conditioning machinery?
laughing here:rofl: some of them i have heard before,
then again some of the ones i heard when i was younger i dare not put on here, i would be banned for life :o
:pirate:
Excuse me, you look like the answer to my math problem. You plus me equals good time?
You look like the type to not have a date this weekend. Wanna change that?
(Actually used line, not making this one up...! :( )
wanna try my 5$ footlong?
hey brooke! wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook?
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Originally Posted by Brooke
That shirt is very becoming of you, of course if I were on you I'd be ***ing too.
Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven.
You must be tired because you've been running around in my head all day.
Do u believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk past you again?
:D tried and passed! Worked a charm!
If it worked it is not a fail.
I'm just saying.
You're pretty, well, prettier than my pig Dolores.
You look like you have pretty low self-esteem. That makes you my kind of girl.
I just got out of jail today and I haven't had sex for four years... well not proper sex anyway. How you doing?
Come with me if you want to live.
I have free candy in the back of my van. Would you like some?
At least I tried. ;)
You make breathing problematic
Whats that i smell on your breath? onion? can i have a taste?
Hiya Oedipus, call me mommy
your shoes untied let me get that for you. anything else i can do while i'm right here?
play dead so i can give you the kiss of your life
was that your wife that just left? no? can i be your wife then?
hey Mr. Fix-it, bring your hammer over here i want to get nailed
want my number? i can see yours is 1
wanna dance? i'll let you lead
Not last resort, but my girlfriend may be mad. :D
I should really stop asking people I don't really know to marry me.
The worst one I got that was actually a line and not just really really rude requests was: "Okay give me your number before I don't want it anymore"... Lame...
The best one I ever heard was one a girl used on guys (actually she was your type Crip lol)
If you can guess what I have in my hand I will ________ tonight.
- Then whatever they guess, peek and go "close enough"
My socks are haveing a party. Do your pants want to come down.
May I read your shirt in Braille.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
Devis i still remember your pick ups :D .....
My place or yours? either way im happy after were done in the car
and one i made one that went unnoticed soo....
Random rock: why did my fish drown?
Me: Because you took the air out of my tank
This is a line that a guy would say to his girlfriend as a lame excuse to break up:
"(Insert name here), I'm sorry, but I am breaking up with you. My parents have always said that addictions are bad, so I am getting rid of them."
You light up my life like a firefly lights up his butt.
"Are you a nail? I really want to show you my hammer."
Keep it clean guys.
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I think this one worked once.... :devil:
Was your daddy a thief? (No) Then who stole those stars and put them in your beautiful eyes :D
And i know this one has worked, personally...
Nice shoes, wanna :modedit:
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