Crip's Adventure

Check out the new rap. Some parts have been edited to make it flow better and make it look like lyrics. Enjoy, yo.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Rhymes with
yoga, yoga, yoga.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

And
Bogota, Bogota, Bogota.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Or
quota, quota, quota.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Sammy Sosa, Sosa, Sosa.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Posta, Posta, Posta.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Barbarossa, rossa, rossa

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Is grossa, grossa, grossa.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

It'll make you go
comatosa, tosa, tosa.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Ill smack you with my
toasta, toasta, toasta.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

And you will
roasta, roasta, roasta.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

I will not.

Now ride my rolla coasta, coasta, coasta.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Crip will
boasta, boasta, boasta,
about his
coasta, coasta, coasta.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Because teh females prefer it teh
mosta, mosta, mosta.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

They all be sayin
o ya, o ya, o ya.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Then they be like
whoayea, whoayea, whoayea.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Crip is shoutin who's
yo papa, papa, papa

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Then i go in and make it
popa, popa, popa.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Suddenly she starts singin
Gaga, Gaga, Gaga

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Then theres a little kid in the basket going
wa, wa, wa.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

They all want their
baba, baba, babas

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Originally Posted by criplockin

But i just wanted teh
tata, tata, tatas.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

But now she is a
mama, mama, mama.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

But im like
na, na, na.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

She's askin why there's so much
drama, drama, drama

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Originally Posted by criplockin

And im like i
gotta gotta gotta go.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

And she like why ya gotta
go-a, go-a, go-a

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Because i got with
teh flow, flow, flow.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

She screamin
no, no, no

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Originally Posted by criplockin

But im like
oh, oh, oh.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

She yellin "You
ho, ho, ho"

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Originally Posted by criplockin

But im still like
go, go, go.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Crip is in his boat and he
row, row, row

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Originally Posted by criplockin

But im like a volcano, about to
blow, blow, blow.

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The intensity
grow, grow, grow..

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Then i wuz like
row, row, row..

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To the
Bahamas, amas, amas.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Rocking smexy
pajamas, amas, amas.

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Chillin with the
laydahs, laydahs, laydahs

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

And Crip was all like
ooooooh ya, ooooooh ya, ooooooh ya

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Then i wuz dun, so i went
booyah, booyah, booyah.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

Yeah
cowabunga, bunga, bunga.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

She wanna ride my
chunga, chunga, chunga.

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

She got
tha fevah, fevah, fevah

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Originally Posted by criplockin

When im dun im gonna
leaver, leaver, leaver

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Originally Posted by Yellow Submarine

And gonna go on another
endeavor, deavor, deavor.

The End.

Lawl, i was sure hoping we did that for a reason.

Heh. We did it for fun, too.

Rap teh bap

Lol, i know, im still trying to figure which part is more funny, the actual song, or just the randomness of how it was created.

I dunno. Either way, it's a win.

+rep for both of you

this almost made me pee myself laughing, and i have no idea why :)

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

this almost made me pee myself laughing, and i have no idea why :)

Milo isnt wearing any pants.

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Milo isnt wearing any pants.

*smiles and nods*

:D:D

*looks down*

Oh dang.

bleh i wanted to rep teh bothz of you for that... but i have to spread it around D;

lol the funniest part is that this all come from some guy who wanted answers abt evony and made a thread in OT, which was moved... (causing jurnis to get mad) :rofl:

/didnt laugh

That was one of the funniest things I've read on these forums in a long time, and the only post over 20 words which I actually read. xD +Rep for both of you

It was THAT funny...

Bump.
Free Milo!!

Not cool, bruh.

This thread kinda sucked...

Mad 'cuz youre not included, bruh.

I have no desire to affiliate myself with you and your refuse. It would only degrade me and my cause.