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*sees that all the men are out*
*dusts the pictures*
*empties the ash trays*
*gathers the empty glasses*
*fluffs the pillows on the leather couches*
*sweeps the floor*
*vacuums the floor rug*
*notes the level in each liqueur bottle and makes a note of which to buy more of*
*re-shelfs books*
*turns out the lamps*
*bustles back down to the kitchen for a cup of tea*
Awaken, fine gentlemen! A dastardly act has been played out by the women of our excellent burough in the creation of a "Tea Parlor". They seek to exclude us from socializing with members of this insulting establishment!
Well I never! I never thought it would come to this dear sir what will they say next that they demand the right to vote?!
I say, pray tell me what are we to do with these young upstarts!
They seek to upheave the natural ways of societies! Atrocity!Quote:
Originally Posted by Asmo
Bah! i say Let them have their scones and crumpets!
I shall always say that we gentlemen have the better of them in all aspects of society, they shall fail in there endeavor to imitate our ways and never know the true meaning of a correct society dear fellows.
If they are to eat baked goods they have slaved to make while wearing the clothes we have designed for them and think they are moving up into society i say let them have their poor misguided illusions for I say to you now mark my words. "There will never be a woman, that doth not be followed by my wash, meals and entertainment!"
Greeting's Sir.
How does your day treat you?
Such actions are tolerated under Imperial Law. The Commissariat deems the creation of the Tea Parlour (spelling error not withstanding) legal.
Any offensive action towards the custom of the Tea Parlour will result in sentencing to death.
That is all.
#This Message was brought to You by The Commissariat. Safety of the citizenry? Our Responsibility.#
Very Well I do say ole chap, and you sir how doth the days progress?
The day hath progressed in a rather boring fashion, I must say. Still, worse things happen at sea...
How are you today, good sir?
I am venturing throughout very healthily Sir.
How is thou weather?