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Au contraire! Stop cut! Vile swine, my knowledge outperforms your's!
Good sir, I believe that you made a slight error in your grammar....
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Originally Posted by Skirata
Roast in a pit of flame, old chap Skirata.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
I say, this isn't a saloon.
I was merely telling him of a minor thing, not condemning him to hell!!!
I was merely commanding him to "burn", as some more modern wippersnappers might phrase such a crude remark.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
It appears so. I thank you for your most exemplary action in advising me in this situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
As for you, KOOPS, my most dreaded enemy. You, who hold no pride in our most precious and most delicate customs, shall be knocked off the pedestal you strain yourself to sit atop. And it shall be my own two hands which make you falter. Good ev'ning, gentlemen!
This shall come to pass when India is released from the glorious rule of Great Britain!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
"Gentlemen don't forget we must undertaketh the duty of testing Thee Royal Gentlemanly Scotch at all times.
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Speak not of treason!Quote:
Originally Posted by KOOPS95
We have a wench, gentlemen. Imnot has gladly taken this position. She will not be debating in our lively and dare I say intoxicating discussions. Ask her for a drink but that is all you may ask!Quote:
Originally Posted by Asmo
*bustles about the room quietly dusting and straightening. emptying ash trays and fluffing pillows in the over sized leather arm chairs.*
*curtsies*
*disappears back to the kitchen to prepare various eatables*
I say, these imported Cuban cigars will be the newest popular smoking device soon. Perhaps I shall invest my capital into a Cuban exporting business and take commmand of the ravenous trade!
I dare say, though hath gone mad with these thoughts of Indian independence!Quote:
Originally Posted by KOOPS95
I think, young fellow, that you do not catch the gist of my expression! I was stating that the old fool Skirata shall remove me from this lounge when such events came to happen, which of course never would.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr
Ho, dear chaps! How doth thy collaboration proceed?
I all proceeds as normal.
I say, is there any dark red wine in this fine establishment?
*appears at Jurnis' side with a sliver challis containing a rich red wine*
*keeps her eyes demurely on the floor*
Thank you very much, my good lady!!!
*accepts wine glass*
It's an excellent wine, as always!!!
Gentlemen, meet a version of perfection!!!
*Indicates imnot*
*receives empty challis and simpers back to the kitchen*
Indeed sir she is a vision of perfection! but wait, just what are you saying here sir? that your so called excellent wine is superior to a fine scotch ... Hmmppf... Well I dare say not, dear sir! You are gravely mistaken indeed!! No fine cigar of this earth would ever be seen tromping with your ragged grapes!!!
No indeed!!!
I don't smoke while drinking wine!!!
It stands alone!!!
No cigars With drink! What next i suppose you will say that pigmy's should run parliament or that we should all just give up smoking all together as if it would kill us!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
Impossible! Tobacco is the healthiest plant I've seen in my years on this world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asmo
Please excuse my intrusion in this seemingly demur thread, but I must inquire....how doth a lady find her position in here, even if it is to merely observe? Must I ask permission, or may I quietly meander to a corner where I can be of little distraction?
Nay, good sir! Cannabis shall take the title of Healthiest Flora.Quote:
Originally Posted by KOOPS95
Good lady, thou may commence thy labors with that pole in the corner.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyKatherine
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Concern yourself not, dear lady. The Gents shall obverse only, no physical contact shall occur.
Sigilstone, how base and vulgar of you, to ask this lady to abase herself to the level of...POLEDANCING?!?!?!?
I shall NOT hear of nor see it happening in this noble establishment!!!
Lady, if you care to, there is a fine leather divan over near to us that you can recline on for the time being.
Is this not a Gentlemen's Club? How can you not have a Gentlemen's Club without Exotic Dancers? Good sir, what you suggest is that you do not enjoy a finely breed lass. If so, the club for that is across the way, they serve martini's and fruity drinks there, you may prefer that locale then this establishment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
This establishment is called a Lounge, not a Club.
If so, it would be going under a different title, and besides, we could enjoy her company more than her looks, right, my good comrades?
To be sure good sir, Lady Katherine would be more than useful to us in delivering us our scotches and brandy's in a timely matter and occasionally partaking in a sip or two while regaling us of her lady like pursuits of late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
A Lounge is also a Club, my good man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
Dear fellow, I speak for all Gents here when I utter that I do NOT wish for Lady Kathrine to regal us with stories of her *ahem* lady-events.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asmo
As long as she doesn't speak, and she provides us with ample beverages, she may stay.
You sexist sir! She may speak as freely as she desires!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Lady Katherine I did try to get you speaking privileges alas rules are rules and who am i to argue, to argue would be ungentlemanly.
*Returns to hedonistic pleasures*
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Good sir, read the guidelines of this establishment before you participate! A gentlemen lounge is made for gentlemen. If the ladies wish to have their own gathering, they may have so somewhere else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
It is in my opinion that our conversations with each other will only be enriched by a member of the opposite sex supplementing them and adding to them. After all, there are some things that our good ladies have that men in general in fact do not...
You mean- Oh wait, that's not what you meant. Nevermind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
Please, do not see my presence here as invasive, I am merely satisfying my curiosity ...it is not my intention to cause distress or alarm...I will leave you gentlemen to your thoughts and conversaton, however, I do humbly ask for your tolerance as I make my way out once again. Carry on gentlemen!
I would rather our good lady stay here...
*bustles in refilling drinks, emptying ash trays, setting out coasters she knows wont be used*
*curtsies*
*bustles back to the kitchen to prepare luncheon for the ladies tea room up stairs*
Dear sirs I am happy to announce that i will be selling cigars now
at half price due to excess reserves received from cuba this last week, cheers!
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