The OT Tea Parlor

To all fair and genteel ladies of OT, worry not! Whilst yonder gentlemen of goodly standing converse, so may we, of elegant refinement and social grace, partake in conversations befitting our regal station. Therefore, I bid thee all good welcome to our tea parlor! For our edification, the statutes of our parlor shall read as follows:

1) Only certain members of the paternal brotherhood mayst broach our doors, they to be discussed and decided on by we who patronize here, and to what degree they shall be obliged of our attentions.

2) As befitting our noble and genteel standards, conducting our import at all times should be our goal. A gentle lady shall never slip from all rules of good conduct.

If these seemst unseemly, discussions pertaining to the changing thereof will be permitted. Meanwhile, shall we partake in a cup and crumpet?

Post Script: Lord Skirata has assured me that all Ladies of Honorable and Educated Reasoning shall not be excluded from interactions with those most excellent Lords. So saying, shall I, as proprietor, turn the final sign in the Parlor window.

2 sugars , stir left , strong .

Of course, dear Mademoiselle, I shall partake in this afternoon's takings. It is a lovely oppurtunity, to meet here.

black coffee with 3 sugars at least and a scone with cream and jam

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Originally Posted by Elana*

Of course, dear Mademoiselle, I shall partake in this afternoon's takings. It is a lovely oppurtunity, to meet here.

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she could be a madem

(NON-formal post here)

Guys, get out, now please. You have your "place".

(Back to formal)

My dear Lords, I ask you to quitely, depart from our gathering.

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Originally Posted by cowyking

she could be a madem

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I beg your pardon, good SIR! Ruffian and uncouth behavior shall NOT be tolerated here, nor shall a slight against mine virtue be unnoted! Be you gone, in haste!

Fine, i ave set up the OT bar if anyone wants to join me in there

A letter to our dear Gentlemen....

Dear, Sir. May I inform you, that already, a Lounge exists, for those of the opposite gender of us here. There is already a bar as well, known as the King's Bar. "OT Bar and the King's Bar" are the same. As such, please refrain from duplication...

#This is a Public Announcement to the customers of the OT Tea Parlour.#

The actions undertaken by the honourable lady Fallbreeze are recognized as legal under Imperial Law. The Commissariat will protect you from any hostility. May you trade for as long as needs be.

The Emperor protects all loyal servants.

#This Message was brought to You by the Commissariat. Safety of the citizenry is our responsibility.#

I must say Lady Fall. You have quite a fine establishment here, and I would gladly like to partake in the drinking of Tea, furthermore I am hoping this Parlour is going to be full of ostentatious repartee.

Shucks I hope all that made sense !!!

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Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK

#This is a Public Announcement to the customers of the OT Tea Parlour.#

The actions undertaken by the honourable lady Fallbreeze are recognized as legal under Imperial Law. The Commissariat will protect you from any hostility. May you trade for as long as needs be.

The Emperor protects all loyal servants.

#This Message was brought to You by the Commissariat. Safety of the citizenry is our responsibility.#

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My gratitude to thee, and mine loyalty to the Emperor and the Commissariat remain steadfast. :)

Post Script: Ladies, I bid you warmest welcome, and mine hopes for discourses of wit, culture, and other pursuits to bloom amongst us are shared, making mine heart merry!

*Cough*

Madame, I do hope you realize that the Lounge's guidelines have been altered to allow the most valuable members of your kind to partake in our assembly.

Ah, my good sir, my gratitude in alerting me to my obvious oversight! I humbly beg your forgiveness for mine error, and implore that you hold my ignorance not against these occupants.
*curtsies to Lord Skirata deeply*

Tis alright. You are forgiven.

It has been duly noted, dear sir, for the Ladies discernment. As for myself, I shall not sully nor tarnish the exalted reputation of your establishment by entering within with my ignorant self.

If any Moderator would be so kind as to turn the key in the door lock of this thread?

The request of the fair maiden hath been fufilled