Survival tips

Rule numbah wut ever numbah were on: Pink unicorns can, and will kill you.

Rule #32: Always have a chainsaw. If you don't have a chainsaw, then your chances of being nommed by a demon increase to 100%.

Rule # 1,001 Criplockin is not the baby's daddy....

Rule #33 Never leave the house without clean underware.

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Rule # 1,001 Criplockin is not the baby's daddy....

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Rule # 1,001.1 ... if in doubt, then Crip is definitely the daddy.

Rule #1010: Beware the binary. A misplaced 1 or 0 could destroy the internet.

Rule # 127.0.0.1 -- Remember, there's no place like it.

Tip #37: *bang* you're dead. (never fall for internet traps)

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Tip #39: Don't look.