Survival tips

Lets make survival tips concerning the internets

Tip #1: post a survival tip on this thread

Tip #2: Wear flameproof clothing, because you never know when you'll need it.

Tip #3: Don't built bridges. You temp trolls to move in.

Tip#4: Don't steal Thalin's avatar, because FoxyBunny is simply waiting to H4XX your profile page for it...

Tip #5- Always have your tin foil helmet on hand in case you need to get in case the aliens need to get in touch with you. :D

tip 6- always check your grammar, the grammar nazi is watching you and so am i:P

TIP 7 ALways be alert for pron spam esp. the german one I hear she's dreamy

Tip #8: Always be on the watch for ninjas.

Rule #9: Always be paranoid and cautious at the same time. The paranoia is for constantly watching your back, and caution involves more your front end than anything...

Tip #10- dont post rules in a tip thread unless you want to be... a jurnis

Tip # 10: If you post in this thread, you will be like me--a monster.

Tip #11: Avoid Jurnis, he's a monster.

Tip #12: Don't fight a monster if you see it. Run from it as fast as you can instead, ESPECIALLY if it holds a banhammer...

Tip # 13 I know Jurnis didnt just call me a Monster because i posted here :P. I'd advise against it ;)

Tip #15: Always follow these two rules, and you will always be blessed.

A: The Mods are always right.
B: If in fact a Mod is wrong, refer back to Rule A.

Tip #15: It doesn't hurt when a stranger rejects your proposal of marriage because you don't even know them, on this basis its worth trying just to see their reaction.

Tip #16: If after you consume alcohol, look in a mirror. If either you look like the worst sort of roadkill or the world's richest superstar, then you're obviously drunk.

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Originally Posted by Jurnis

Tip #17: If after you consume alcohol, look in a mirror. If either you look like the worst sort of roadkill or the world's richest superstar, then you're obviously drunk.

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Tip #18: Don't forget to put in a 16 before moving onto 17.

Tip #...wait, what was the number again?: Don't lose track of numbers in a thread, unless you really don't care for numbers, and don't mind losing him on a thread derailment. :)

Tip #20: When you see a bull, slap it. You will get fame and honor. If you kick it in its (you know what) you will be absolutely famous--if you live through what follows next.

Tip #21: If you are hungry go to the bar for refreshments.

Tip #23: Jurnis's power level is over 9000!!! So beware of a challenge made to him.

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Originally Posted by Jurnis

Tip #23: Jurnis's power level is over 9000!!! So beware of a challenge made to him.

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Tip #24: Refer to tip 18 about not missing numbers, and maybe go out and buy a calculator if you're struggling.

Tip #25: Be sure to not make mistakes when pointing out the mistakes of another. :P

Tip #26: Never try to type in web searches when you're sadly lacking sleep.

Tip #26 1/2: When you are dead tired, and want to appear smart, don't post anything but wierd words you find in a dictionary near you...

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Originally Posted by Alusair

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Tip #25: Be sure to not make mistakes when pointing out the mistakes of another. :P

(Sorry TCWNME, couldn't help it)

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Tip #27: If you ever see me make a mistake Don't quote me. Tell me so I can go and fix it because I get depressed when I do these things and can't fix them. :(

Tip#3.14159...
Always be confrontational, more fun that way!

Tip#2.71828...
Never take anything too seriously.
You don't want to end up crying your eyes out on your yellow blanky, do you?

tip #green) everything is better in colour. but posts in colour dont count.

Rule numbah wut ever numbah were on: Pink unicorns can, and will kill you.

Rule #32: Always have a chainsaw. If you don't have a chainsaw, then your chances of being nommed by a demon increase to 100%.

Rule # 1,001 Criplockin is not the baby's daddy....

Rule #33 Never leave the house without clean underware.

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Originally Posted by Asmo

Rule # 1,001 Criplockin is not the baby's daddy....

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Appending this ...

Rule # 1,001.1 ... if in doubt, then Crip is definitely the daddy.

Rule #1010: Beware the binary. A misplaced 1 or 0 could destroy the internet.

Rule # 127.0.0.1 -- Remember, there's no place like it.

Tip #37: *bang* you're dead. (never fall for internet traps)

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Tip #39: Don't look.