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Post your favorite Chuck Norris facts!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
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I'm surprised there isn't a thread on this, at least that I can see...
Post your favorite Chuck Norris facts!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck norris round house kicks himself in the face to shave.This is because only chuck norris can cut chuck norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If chuck norris were to ever fight himself he would win.period.
Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris has a beard.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill.