The Emporer was born in 4,000 BC-ish. Odds are, he IS Chuck Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK
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The Emporer was born in 4,000 BC-ish. Odds are, he IS Chuck Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK
Obviously he wasn't, as there's no one that old alive on Earth.
Chuck Norris never loses the game. The game loses Chuck Norris.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
There are no steroids in Baseball, only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
If at first you don't succeed,
You're not Chuck Norris
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming.
When Chuck Norris gets cold he turns the sun up
Ninja text doesn't work on Chuck Norris. He sees everything.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris' six children are the manliest children in the world.
Even though they're all girls.