chuck norris wasn't born he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb. thats why they call it a c-section
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chuck norris wasn't born he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb. thats why they call it a c-section
Gravity doesn't pull Chuck Norris down, Chuck Norris pulls the gravity up to him.
Chuck Norris can shoot an uzi from the hip without aiming and still hit the target.
In soviet russia, chuck norris still kills you
When chuck norris wants farm fresh eggs, he cracks open a few chickens.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Who would win a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone? Chuck Norris!
Chuck norris get banned in server 83 lmao
This is quite possibly the single greatest CNF I have ever seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by WN1 Hit
Jesus walks on water; Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiteguthan