Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
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Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
People try to break the ice, Chuck norris Breaks the People.
when chuck norris chew's his food all the peeps in the world become hungrey
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
>_> thought this thread was dead *sigh*
When Chuck Norris sees someone necroing a thread he makes sure that it stays deadQuote:
Originally Posted by PREDETOR
When Chuck Norris falls in water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!
when chuck norris sees that some one makes predie angrey he stands up and kills that guyQuote:
Originally Posted by LordSal