There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris is unbeatable... Except when Bruce Lee was alive.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can touch this
Chuck Norris lights his cigarettes just by looking at them.
In America, Chuck watches you
Actually, Chuck Norris watches you pretty much anywhere you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkchicken
When Chuck Norris files taxes, all he sends is a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to paid taxes. EVER.