Even in russia Chuck Norris watches you.Quote:
Originally Posted by armbarchris
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Even in russia Chuck Norris watches you.Quote:
Originally Posted by armbarchris
Too far maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by armbarchris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally (Waldo to the Americans here) is hiding.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris has no hair on his testicles; because hair doesn't grow on steel.
((This next one is my favorite, I don't know why :p))
Crop Circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down. (Sorry mods, just telling it how it is xD)
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take :modedit: from anybody.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Time waits for no one. Unless it's Chuck Norris
if Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesen't get wet. the lake gets Chuck Norris.