I'm surprised there isn't a thread on this, at least that I can see...
Post your favorite Chuck Norris facts!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
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I'm surprised there isn't a thread on this, at least that I can see...
Post your favorite Chuck Norris facts!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck norris round house kicks himself in the face to shave.This is because only chuck norris can cut chuck norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If chuck norris were to ever fight himself he would win.period.
Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris has a beard.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill.
Even if you can't see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can see Chuck Norris, you are about to die.
Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a dollar bill and it burst into twenty nickles.
Chuck Norris does not mow the lawn...
... he dares the grass to grow. :devil:
Chuck Norris likes to see people grow hair on their arms and legs, especially woman.
The dinosaurs didn't go extinct: they're just all hiding from Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
I always laugh at that one.
They tried to carve Chuck Norris' face onto Mt Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
There was a thread on this before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Holeypaladin
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Here's a little fact.
Chuck Norris can't act because he's a puppet.
/treadfailz
Stop trolling. Idk where everyone got the idea that trolling is cool, but all I know is that it destroys forums if there's too much of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
It's not trolling, it's my opinion. A different opinion is not always trolling, it's just a different opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
True. However, voicing your opinion in a rude way which will only get people annoyed is trolling, which is kinda what you were doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Chuck Norris was in a knife fight once. The knife lost.
The Terminator movies were originally going to star Chuck Norris, but then the producer's realized it would just be a documentary, so the went with Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris picks one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris once popped a boner while lying on his stomach. He struck oil nine miles down.
Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only sneezed twice in history. Today we call them Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Skitara, stop being an ass. If you don't think these are funney, then don't read the stupid thread.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris is unbeatable... Except when Bruce Lee was alive.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can touch this
Chuck Norris lights his cigarettes just by looking at them.
In America, Chuck watches you
Actually, Chuck Norris watches you pretty much anywhere you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkchicken
When Chuck Norris files taxes, all he sends is a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to paid taxes. EVER.