Who would win?
Pirates Vs Ninja's?
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Who would win?
Pirates Vs Ninja's?
I think Pirates would win because there just cool.
I'm going with Ninja's.
Pirates if at range, Ninjas in hand-to-hand. Ninjas may be agile, but you can't dodge a bullet - and pirates packed guns.Quote:
Originally Posted by WarAddict
i say ninjas. the guns pirates use in the movies are very innacurate. Ninja's are trained with shurikens and would easily cut up the pirates at range and hand-to-handQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord Ballard
You see, it honestly depends how many pirates and how many ninjas.
Ninjas are subject to the law of conservation of ninjutsu, whereas said rule does not apply to the pirates.
Meaning that a hundred pirates against a hundred ninjas, pirates win. A hundred pirates against one ninja, ninja wins. One pirate against one ninja, ninja wins. One pirate against a thousand ninjas, pirate wins.
Ninja'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Holeypaladin
Its just 1vs1 your own opinion..
Pirates are obviously better.
They say Blarg. :pirate:
Ninja's For Life!
I stick with the opinion that if it was a female ninja and a male pirate, they would fight until both were tired and get bored with it. Then they would make a baby and have the most awesome kid in the world. He'd be a rum-swilling, shurikin-throwing, booty-pundering, night-stalking, eyepatch-wearing, blademaster who lives wherever the adventure is.
Yep Pirates learn hand to hand combat by the way the live and ninjas learn hand to hand combat from a teacher and it's their destiny to learn hand to hand but you rarely see ninja with a gun.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Ballard
I'm going with pirates for their pirates code.
Pirates have grog, beards, parrots, planks, eyepatches, cutlasses and lewd songs. That's a lifestyle I can get behind.
Ninjas. Period.
NINJAS! Woot Woot Goes the Chugga Train!
ninjas! pirates aren't sneeky like us ninjas hehehe. stay away pirate!
Oh they aren't are they? I am a pirate. Blarg.Quote:
Originally Posted by jambob
u is evil pirate spy! :flame::flame::flame::pirate:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyena
pirates stay away!
Pirates < Ninjas
/Win
Yes as an inequality.
A ninja could easily dispatch a pirate. Ninjas use stealth and skill to go for the kill. Pirates just hide on a ship...
Ninjas got no booty. :pirate:
But ninjas have special powers.
which booty are we talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
In a 1 on 1 match, conservation of ninjutsu still applies and ninja wins.
Pirates are effective in large groups, however.
Now that i think about it. Pirates would win, they can kick serious :modedit: ask Johnny depp.
Actually, if you use the versions of the pirates that were undead, they would win easy. Can't kill whats already dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by WehrWulfe
Oh yes Pirates own! :D
Didn't they make a show about this? Where they pared off different types of fighters to see who would win? I think a Spartan killed a ninja in it...
Yeah that's it!!! It was awesome but I was with family and was only half paying attention lolQuote:
Originally Posted by WehrWulfe
Before I proceed with this, I feel obligated to point out that if you search the archives hard enough, you should find the 100+ page thread about this very same subject. After a while it dissolved into "ninjaz pwn pirtaes cuse ninja asassin move kiked az bu pirates of the caribien waz stupid" and other arguments just as ridiculous.
If you want a serious answer, then you will have to erase every movie and video game you've ever seen from your mind. Otherwise it won't be "who would win", it would turn into "who has cooler movies." Plus, we all know how movies LOVE to be historically accurate. And The Deadliest Warrior is not a legitimate source for information.
Pirates (I'll assume the classical movie pirate, since their have been pirates and bandits in one form or another pretty much since the dawn of man) were essentially bandits. They raided ships and killed people for their own personal gain. They usually attacked unarmed or lightly armed merchant ships with crews that were inexperienced in combat. They avoided open conflict with military ships, preferring to run away. The "pirate's code" is an invention of Hollywood.
Most pirates were ex-soldiers who traded in their morals for coin after their term of service was up. So they were an even match, 1v1, with a typical soldier of the day. But they were motivated only by their own greed and were subject to lots of infighting; its a good bet that more pirates were killed by internal scuffles than by outside military forces.
Besides the usual cutlasses and knives, pirates used flintlock weapons. These were were horribly inaccurate, one-shot weapons with about a 50% chance of not firing. While these were effective enough in their day and age, flintlock guns alone would not guarantee absolute victory against an enemy like ninjas. Their "hand to hand combat", as someone called it earlier, was pretty much the same thing they did they were were in a bar fight half-drunk. They would not stand a chance against someone with years of martial arts training, ninja or otherwise, in unarmed combat.
Ninjas were, as far as we can tell from the few reliable records, were stealth operatives who either worked in guilds or clans as mercenaries, hiring out to the highest bidder; or they served one particular leader or nation out of a sense of duty, honor, etc. The primary focus of ninjutsu training was...
You know what? Screw it, its 11:36 pm right now. I'll post this again, finished, sometime tomorrow.
whhhhhaaaaaaaatttttt?????? you doubt our existence?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
you will burn!
thats just what they want you to think as they sit behind you in the dark and make sure you say what they want cuz if you dont...............NINJA STAR!!!!! and we never hear from you againQuote:
Originally Posted by Sigilstone17
Pirates. Totally pirates.
http://ploader.net/files/bd13e881607...db09a98317.jpg
http://c2.api.ning.com/files/xN1849X...njavpirate.jpg
guess the pirate wrote something the ninja didnt like :pirate::attack:
Pirates could only get out one shot at a time before they had to stop and reload. The guns they had were practically worthless, really. Technology hadn't advanced enough. Your pirate would be slaughtered against that many ninjas. Then again... They were more about staying alive and anonymous than crowding aboard wooden sailing ships. Your pirate is dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by WehrWulfe
I'll say it again. Pirates at range, Ninjas in hand-to-hand.
...Unless they've got shurikens. And then only maybe.
http://art.ngfiles.com/images/9/kapt...vs-pirates.jpg
While pirate contemplates where did ninja hide his stash, ninja has pirate allready dead.
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1...ates_super.jpg
Yagghh..matey, you can`t shoot what you can`t see (for those who claim the pirates would win in range combat)
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...ess-Pirate.jpg
Yahhh...he better pay $ to priest to pray for safety of his familly, karate won`t help him.
http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.c...kyraccoons.jpg
If lolcatz say it, then who are we to argue it?!
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7...ationalcx6.jpg
Do you need more arguments??? I didn`t think so. :D
yummy i SOOO agree with sigil :devil:
http://www.motivationpics.com/images...inja_jesus.jpg
can't we make peace with ^him^?