i think u killed chat milly? lol
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i think u killed chat milly? lol
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EDITOR'S NOTE: World 28 took a short break from battlefield for awhile for
refreshing change of some humour and adult jokes. When Siafu took to the
stage on World Chat the whole world listened... even the stubborn dog-in-
manger like Oars and Slapahoe didn't make a sound this time.
*Some chat lines and Amulet wins have been ommitted from original text, because
this post is limited to only 10000 characters each post.
WORLD CHAT
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<13:28>[siafu]: Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says....
<13:28>[siafu]: "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"
<13:28>[siafu]: Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"
<13:29>[siafu]: Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"
<13:29>[siafu]: Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.
<13:29>[siafu]: The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"
<13:30>[siafu]: Paul says, "All over your back!"
<13:30>[Preston7]: lol
<13:30>[valentine1]: lol
<13:31>[fkuUBA]: sweet
<13:32>[siafu]: Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
<13:32>[siafu]: She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."
<13:32>[siafu]: They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out h
<13:33>[siafu]: so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
<13:33>[siafu]: She says, "Thank you." He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
<13:33>[siafu]: She says, "Go ahead." He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"She says, "Of course."
<13:33>[siafu]: He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
<13:33>[Preston7]: lol
<13:34>[Jezz]: LMFAO
<13:34>[Hame]: thats crazy lmao
<13:34>[LadyMoon]: LMFAO
<13:35>[sirchas]: Ha Ha
<13:35>[siafu]: These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates,
<13:35>[siafu]: and by chance all came home at about the same time.
<13:36>[siafu]: The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
<13:36>[siafu]: The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."
<13:36>[siafu]: The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes.
<13:37>[siafu]: she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!
<13:37>[Hame]: how many minutes to be exact?
<13:37>[siafu]: She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"
<13:37>[LordSpyder]: baaaahahahaha! nice
<13:37>[Hame]: ::COUGH::
<13:39>[Sassy]: lol
<13:40>[siafu]: A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lu****l desire rises to a peak.
<13:41>[siafu]: He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."
<13:41>[siafu]: Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."
<13:41>[siafu]: She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines
<13:42>[siafu]: Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg.
<13:42>[siafu]: He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging betw
<13:42>[siafu]: hanging between her legs.
<13:43>[Justice]: freaky siafu
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<13:48>[siafu]: censored out
<13:48>[siafu]: couldnt finish the joke
<13:49>[siafu]: He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed
<13:49>[Preston7]: lol
<13:49>[siafu]: "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shiiiit instead."
<13:50>[CrazyMac]: hahaha
<13:50>[Preston7]: lmao
<13:50>[munster35]: lol
<13:50>[Justice]: oh boy
<13:55>[CHIGGERS]: knock knock
<13:56>[siafu]: Ok, whose there
<13:56>[Preston7]: lol
<13:56>[siafu]: A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman
<13:56>[siafu]: he has ever seen boarding the plane
<13:57>[siafu]: He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him.
<13:57>[siafu]: When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"
<13:57>[siafu]: She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"
<13:58>[siafu]: "Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."
<13:58>[siafu]: "And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.
<13:59>[siafu]: She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns...
<13:59>[siafu]: this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover,
<13:59>[siafu]: when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."
<13:59>[siafu]: "Very interesting..." the man responds.
<14:0>[siafu]: Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even...
<14:0>[siafu]: know you! What is your name?"
<14:0>[siafu]: The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."
<14:1>[Preston7]: nice lol
<14:2>[siafu]: A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed doing it more.
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<14:4>[CHIGGERS]: and???
<14:5>[Sassy]: right..
<14:5>[CHIGGERS]: lol
<14:6>[Sassy]: hes been censored lol...so you know its gonna be good when he gets back
<14:8>[siafu]: alive?
<14:8>[CHIGGERS]: looks like
<14:8>[siafu]: censorship!
<14:9>[CHIGGERS]: and ???
<14:9>[siafu]: The man said, "Men obviously enjoy doing more than women"
<14:9>[siafu]: Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting it?"
<14:10>[siafu]: "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this:
<14:10>[siafu]: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out,
<14:10>[siafu]: which feels better: your ear or your finger?"
<14:12>[Hurfster]: Waiting for a bite. No safe answer
<14:12>[CHIGGERS]: lol
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<14:12>[siafu]: The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles.
<14:13>[siafu]: They meet a Martian couple and are talkingabout all sorts of things.
<14:13>[siafu]: Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, ifthey have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureenbring up the subject of ..."doing it"
<14:13>[siafu]: "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the wayyou do," responds the Martian.
<14:14>[siafu]: Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partnersfor the night and experience one another.
<14:14>[siafu]: Maureen and the male Martiango off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
<14:14>[siafu]: He's got only a teeny,weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
<14:15>[siafu]: "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
<14:15>[siafu]: "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
<14:15>[siafu]: "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
<14:16>[siafu]: "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead withhis palm.
<14:16>[siafu]: With each slap of his forehead, his member grows untilit's quite impressively long.
<14:16>[siafu]: "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still prettynarrow...."
<14:16>[siafu]: "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.
<14:17>[siafu]: With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entiremeasurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
<14:17>[siafu]: "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
<14:17>[siafu]: The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir separate ways.
<14:18>[siafu]: As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
<14:18>[siafu]: "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"
<14:18>[siafu]: "It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.
<14:18>[siafu]: All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead andpulling my ears."
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I am so sad to see the esteemed but biased journalism of Kris Krusader reduced to copying chat from alliances and WC. I would look forward every day to see his twist on the days events. No battles to report anymore. The server reduced to fields of blue or No hit requests. What will remedy this turn of events? Who will have the courage to say "I ain't playing Farmville anymore"? Who will be the first to declare and make everyone else happy? We are all waiting. WHO?
and Yes, this is LC
haha those jokes are awesome
If you sick of blue, come to play with DInc, we are the snap crackle and pop in your rice bubbles, the sprinkling of red for and other wise dull blue server!
While Im here Id like to give props to KillerKha of Vault for NOT being yet another tosser with rude commments while attacking me. :cheer:
:soapbox: Too often recently Ive been ripped into by players attacking, is it really necessary? Yes I am DInc, but I have also been on the other side of DInc too and had my alliance hunted unmercifully, its what we all do, because its a WAR GAME
Its just our perception changes according to which side of the glass we look at. You all want to hate on DInc, go ahead, but DInc has always gone one on one, so ask yourself next time your hitting with 3 other alliances...whos the bully?
DeathInc is :P
of course not tiber lol you always did love red ....